One word

I got this in an email yesterday.. Made me and my friends laugh, thought I'd share!

Love always,

Prattle

USING ONLY ONE WORD

Not as easy as you might think!

It's really hard to only use one word answers.

Where is your cell phone? Couch

Spouse? School

Your hair? Brown

Your mother? Loving

Your father? Funny

Your favorite thing? mykids

Your dream last night? GerardButler

Favorite drink? GerardButler

What room are you in? Living

Your hobby? GerardButler

Your fear? Loss

Where do you want to be in 6 years? BedAndBreakfast

Where were you last night? Home

Something that you aren't? Adventerous

Muffins? GerardButler

Wish list item? GerardButler

Last thing you did? GerardButler (hehehe)

What are you wearing? GerardButler

Your pets? Cat

Friends? Yes

Your life? Blessed

Your mood? Happy

Missing someone? Yes

Drinking? Pepsi

your car? Gone

Something you're not wearing? Makeup

Your favorite store? Kohls

Your favorite color? Blue

When was the last time you cried? Weekend

Where do you go over and over? GerardButler

Favorite place to eat? GerardButler

Favorite place I'd like to be right now? GerardButler

My friend Michelle had this to say:

You are a dork!

I love the way you can eat and wear Gerard Butler, that takes talent!

Scuttlebutt said to me:

I think you have lost your mind!

GerardButler is not one word!

To which I replied:

Michelle- yes I am, and I know..I'm just that good!

Scuttlebutt - yes, I probably have! and... Yes it is if you say it fast enough!

In my defense, I had just seen a couple of the S.E.X.I.E.S.T. Gerard Butler fan videos EVER made!! So, yeah...he was on my mind!

Good times, good times...

Scuttlebutt: I still think you have lost your mind... But then again... you wouldn't be my Prattle if you hadn't! Mwahhh!!

Nosy Neighbor

Happy Humpday all!

Today we attack, er, talk with Violet a/k/a @toilie! She's such a fun person, you should really friend her on facebook or follow her on twitter...you really should.

Attack of the nosy neighbor's!

1. We know what we call you... What would you like us to call you?

Mrs. Cullen or Mrs. Salvatore

Scuttlebutt: Ok! So... Mrs. Carlisle Cullen? And Mr. Stephan Salvatore? *grins*

Prattle: who is this Salvatore person? I want to know where you got the name Toilie..

Scuttlebutt: You do? I thought she wants to go to the toilet... *snorts* Sorry... Just kidding. Hehe...

Prattle: I think something got lost in translation...

Scuttlebutt: Wait... what did you ask Ms. Prattle??? Who this Salvatore person is??? *shocked face* You are serious?

Prattle: I really want to know *rolls eyes*

Scuttlebutt: You mean... you really don't know?

Prattle: Really, I don't.

Scuttlebutt: SHAME ON YOU! LOL!! The Salvatore Brothers from Vampire Diaries!!!

Prattle: Ooooooh... they were on the Scream Awards last night..

Scuttlebutt: Uh huh... And? Saw anything you like? *wiggles eyebrows*

Prattle: Um... sorta.. LOL. They are OK I guess...

Scuttlebutt: OK??? They are OK??? Damon is OK??? *mumbles incoherently*

Prattle: Sorry...geesh... they are young! Just boys!

Scuttlebutt: You have to see vampire diaries! Oh damon is NOT a boy...

Prattle: LOL

2. How old are you or how old do you want us to think you are?

I am 39 and proud to have made it this far lol

Scuttlebutt: Well good for you! And Happy Birthday once again! LOL!! Let see what you gurls will say in 5 years when this will be documented... *grins*

Prattle: Documented? We are getting into making documentaries? Will we go to the Oscars??? Will I see Gerry!?!?!?!?!

Scuttlebutt: Documented as in written down. As in... in this blog fore-EVAH with dates and times in it!! *sticks out tongue* You making fun of me? *glares*

3. When is your Birthday & what is your star sign?

virgo, September 11th

Scuttlebutt: I likey Virgos! My sun is in Virgo! *nods*

Mercury is the ruling planet and the element is Earth. The shades of green, yellow, orange and brown are the colors that bring luck, while the shades of blue promote romance and harmony. Numbers 1, 3, 4, 6 and 8 are the lucky numbers. Wednesday is the best day of the week for a Virgo. The animal symbol is "Magpie". Agate and Hyacinth are the lucky stones. A person born under this sign has an active and analytical mind. They are very observant and organized by nature. Virgo is compatible with Taurus and Capricorn. However, they are least compatible with Gemini, Pisces and Sagittarius.

Virgo celebrities: Lauren Bacall, Johann Bach, Ingrid Bergman, Sean Connery, Jimmy Connors, Queen Elizabeth I, Gloria Estefan, Johann Wolfgang Goethe, D. H. Lawrence, Sophia Loren, Keanu Reeves, Leo Tolstoy, H. G. Wells

Scuttlebutt: You are full of shit... stupid star sign thingy. Who says Virgos are least compatible with Pisces?

Prattle: Well that sucks for us, huh? Ooooo... Lauren Bacall! Nice!

Scuttlebutt: Think how much it sucks for me! I'm a Pisces with my sun in Virgo! Talk about conflictions! Huh!

Prattle: Well that explains a lot then... bwahahahahaha! oh-wait! *holds up hands* Keanu?? I'm not compatible with Keanu?!?! This thing IS full of shit...

4. Do you like cats or dogs? And why?

I dont like any really, although we have 3 dogs and a cat lol the joys of kids. I am just not

a big animal person. Idk why really lol

Scuttlebutt: Hmmm... maybe because *looks at nails* as a Virgo you are a neat freak? *grins*

5. What is your favorite movie and/or book?

Movie is Twilight. I can watch it over and over! (and I have to give Under The Tuscan Sun an honorable mention)

I want to do what she did in that movie :D

Scuttlebutt: Oh I remember her doing many different "things" in that movie.. *smirks* What exactly do you mean?

Prattle: Yes, I'd love to just get up and go live in Italy... find a nice little villa, and some man-candy... DH might not approve!

Scuttlebutt: I'm sure he wont...

6. What countries have you visited?

Mexico when I was 18. Had a blast!

Scuttlebutt: Was it together with Prattle?

Prattle: *grins* How fun would that have been?!?

Scuttlebutt: Lots of drunken fun I guess. *grins*

Prattle: ohhhhyeah.... *click* with photographic proof!

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

I have 1 tattoo on my ankle, used to be DH's name but I covered it with something tribal. Ears pierced, so far lol

Prattle: So far??? Where else would you like a piercing?

Scuttlebutt: Nosy... pffft.

Prattle: Duh..

8. What super-power would you most like to have, and why?

Read peoples minds. I would love to have known what DH was thinking all these years lol

Scuttlebutt: Umm... I dont think I'd ever like to know cause if I take me as an example.. *laughs awkwardly* but then again... I dont think I'm the best example. Hehe...

Prattle: I wouldn't want to know..somethings are better left unknown. Plus I'd get really pissy, and that's not good for anyone!

9. Name one thing that not many people know about you.

That I am very shy and insecure. I try to come off as bubl but have no self esteem :(

Scuttlebutt: I could sense the shyness but why no self esteem hon? You are great!!! *hugs*

Prattle: Me too, but not with certain people.

10. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

Can I go back to sleep lol

11. If you could go to one place in the world, where would it be?

Used to be Tuscany, now I think Australia so I can meet @fleurybanery, @cullencreationz and @caryn69 in person :D

Scuttlebutt: You know what... I think you should send them this questionnaire too and then we can all compare replies! :)

Prattle: Yes, do!!

12. Do you prefer shaven ... or unshaven?

SHAVEN lol

Scuttlebutt: Well of course! A stubble can always ruin you soft cheeks. *grins*

Prattle: "stubble can always ruin your soft cheeks"??? why are cheeks in armpits?!?!?! ew...nasty.

Scuttlebutt: You are the nasty one Prattle! I was talking about an unshaved face that could irritate her soft cheeks!

Prattle: I thought it was about shaved or unshaved armpits! Pfft.. *mumbles* i'm the nasty one, yeah...ok...whatever...

Scuttlebutt: *giggles*

13. On a deserted island, what one thing would you bring?

A boat lol and if that doesnt count Id bring my Blackberry (No, I wouldnt bring my kids and strand them there too lol)

Scuttlebutt: What if there was no reception? LOL! Like in LOST?

Prattle: NO BOAT!! BBerry would do you no good..

Scuttlebutt: *takes away boat and bberry* Now lets see... what about... this? *leaves Edward in place all sparkly*

Prattle: *puts on shades* Hey Edward, go stand under that tree!

Scuttlebutt: LMAO

14. If you could see in black and white and one other color, what would it be?

PINK :) Im a girlie girl lol

Prattle: *coughs* ok...pink...

Pink is the color of universal love, it is a quiet color. Lovers of beauty favor pink. A pink carnation means "I will never forget you".

Pink Energy

Pink is a combination of red and white. The quality of energy in pink is determined by how much red is present. White is the potential for fullness, while red helps you to achieve that potential. Pink combines these energies. Shades of deep pink, such as magenta, are effective in neutralizing disorder and violence. Some prisons use limited deep pink tones to diffuse aggressive behaviour.

Pink provides feelings of caring, tenderness, self-worth and love, acceptance.

Put some pink in your life when you want:

calm feelings

to neutralize disorder

relaxation

acceptance, contentment

15. Standing or on all fours?

All fours, I hope its what Im thinking lol

Scuttlebutt: Well... that depends. What are you thinking? *raises brow and grins*

Prattle: dirty little......floor.

16. Hard and fast or soft and slow?

Hmmm...both I think, depending on my mood lol

17. What is your favorite food to bring to bed - strawberries, chocolate, whip cream?

chocolate, hands down!!

Prattle: if the hands are down, what is chocolate and how are you getting it there??? *wiggles eyebrows*

Scuttlebutt: On the bed! LOL

18. Ever had sex at work??????

Not yet :P

Scuttlebutt: I like the "yet" part! LOL

Prattle: Bwahahahahaha! yet... lovely!

19. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck! And I know thst not nice lol but it really makes a statement lol

Scuttlebutt: Exactly my point too!

20. What is the funniest or the most awkward sexual experience you've had?

Hmm..wow you ladies know how to ask questions lol Well, Im gonna be brutally honest here, so be gentle lol

Prob when we were on the hood of my car on a back road and a car came by and stopped to see if we

needed help! Sitting there naked saying no was pretty awkward! lol

Scuttlebutt: LMAO!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!!! *wipes tears from eyes* Hey... maybe they wanted to know if you needed help in... you know... *grins*

Prattle: at least they didn't say you guys were doing something wrong and give advise!!! this is a good one.. *grins*

What He's Really Thinking the First Time You Have Sex

Happy Friday Friends!!!

We found a very interesting article for all you girls about guys and what they REALLY think the very first time you are having SEX! J

You guys just have to comment and say if you agree or disagree… or maybe you got something to add??? Wouldn’t that be delightful!

This article comes from COSMOPOLITAN online. Enjoy and … you know. You could let us know what you think you lurkers! Or maybe not… Just come back, ok?

Dying to know the naked truth about what goes through his mind before, during, and after the deed? You've come to the right place.

We got some brutally honest men to confess. (Warning: A few of these comments are gonna make you cringe.)

So you've been dating your guy for a while (or hey, maybe 10 minutes) and now it's the moment of truth...your first night together in the sack. What's he thinking as the lights go low? You may assume you know what's running through the male brain, but believe us, you have no idea. While you're obsessing about leg stubble and trying to remember if your bra and panties match, a guy's dirty mind is all over the map. Cosmo grilled a bunch of men for the raw details on what he's really thinking the first time you get it on.

How He Preps for First-Time Sex with You

"I set aside that afternoon to clean, and if she's really hot, I'll even take off from work early. You don't want her to open the closet and say, 'What the hell is a dried-up spaghetti dish doing on the floor?' If she sees pubic hairs on the toilet, you're not going to get any."

—Steve, 32, filmmaker

"I make sure my room's clean, but I don't need to have her walk into a love palace. Do I have candles and incense and flowers? No, that's trying way too hard."

—Simon, 24, deejay

"I make sure I've got condoms around. There's nothing worse than having to fumble around looking for a condom when you're about to have sex, especially the first time you're with someone. You look like an idiot."

—Evan, 30, lawyer

"I shoot off a round before she comes over so I don't get overly excited and lose it too fast when we hook up."

—David, 26, sound engineer

How He Really Feels About Your Naked Bod

"There's something golden about that moment where she takes off all of her clothes before you have sex for the first time. Guys don't care much about a stretch mark on her hip or a nipple hair. Ideally, she doesn't have them, but in reality, those women are few and far between."

—Evan

"I take care of myself, and I want someone who does, too. I recently hooked up with this girl and we're lying in bed naked and she had to use the bathroom. I loved watching her butt as she walked away — you could tell she worked out."

—Simon

"The first time I felt a fake breast, it was a real shocker. This girl had incredibly huge tits, and I kept thinking to myself, Whoa, she's gonna be amazing. Then when we rolled onto the bed, I felt a kind of hardness between us. I thought it was her purse at first because it seemed like a solid object and then I realized, This is her breast!"

—Ben

"I hate it if she has really dry hands. When I feel these scratchy mitts giving me a hand job, I'm thinking, Hey, I might as well have my friend Bob give me a hand job instead."

—Mark

"I'm pretty much in awe the first time I see her naked. There are a lot of curves that you weren't expecting or hadn't previously noticed, and it's great."

—Trey

"One time, I took this chick home and got her down to her underwear, and it was like there were a thousand daddy longlegs stuffed in her panties. There was just a massive amount of hair bulging out, really coarse and crunchy! I stopped at that point, and we went to sleep."

—David

"I'm kind of intrigued by piercings and tattoos, but I'm always a bit shocked to see them on her body. Unless I have some reason to anticipate random body art being there, it's just a little bit surprising, and honestly, it's not always a good surprise."

—Rick

What's Running Through His Brain During Foreplay

"By the first time I'm with a girl, there's been such a buildup — phone calls, movies, drinks, parties — that I'm in a state of awe that she's letting me do the things I'm doing. Is that really my hand on her boob? Is she actually allowing me to put my mouth on her body?"

—Trey, 29, production assistant

"A big thing the first time is not pawing her too quickly out of excitement. One time, I started thinking about this really gross coworker of mine on purpose to slow me down. Hey, it worked."

—Matt, 27, video producer

"The first time we start fooling around, I'm hoping she'll direct me and say something like 'That feels really good' or 'Do it this way.' Guys need those green lights to figure out what a girl wants."

—Grant, 31, photographer/construction worker

"Foreplay's my favorite part when I'm with a new girl. But if it's going on 10 minutes and her hand's not in my pants, I'm just like, what's going on?"

—Jay, 25, social worker

"This comes from a programmed and idiotic male sense: All I can think about when we're starting to hook up is that I'm scoring and I get to put an 'X' on my chalkboard. Or that I can't wait to tell my friends about it. If I really care about her, the emotional kind of sex comes later."

—Mark, 21, student

"If during foreplay, the chick says, 'So where is this relationship going? How do you feel?' I'll freak out. It's way too early to be talking about things like that. The first night together is only for fun, not heavy stuff."

—Rick, 31, teacher

"If a woman doesn't want to do certain things during foreplay or won't let me look at certain parts of her body, like her butt or stomach, that sort of annoys me. If she can't relax now, I'm probably not going to get lucky later, which sucks."

—Ben, 29, bartender

His Do's and Don'ts on Getting Down and Dirty

"The first time, I'm perfectly satisfied with missionary and slight variations on missionary like legs up, legs on my shoulders, that kind of thing. Sometimes it's important to see each other face-to-face...and sometimes it's important not to."

—Matt

"I love it when a girl wants to ride me from the get-go, especially when she squats down and pumps herself like a piston. It's like she's baring it all, right from the start, which is so sexy."

—Steve

"You don't want to get too crazy because you don't want her to think you're a freak. Plus, if you bust out all of your moves the first night, she may just call you for good times and leave it at that."

—Jay

"For the initial hookup, you're going for a little more of a connection (unless you just brought her home from a club). I like to have her on my lap so we can make out while we're doing it."

—Grant

"The first time, I'll usually lift her off the bed by her butt cheeks, put her legs on my shoulders with her head on the pillow, and really hit the G-spot. Many girls are into it that way the first time around. It shows her you're more creative than just Missionary Guy."

—Evan

"I love getting taken by surprise in bed, like when a girl uses a little dirty talk or does a taboo move. It's like 'Who is this new girl? She looked so sweet when I met her!' Except don't call me Daddy and don't wear a catsuit. That's weird."

—Simon

How Hard He Tries to Please You (or Doesn't)

"I'm always paying attention to the small things she does: how she breathes, what noises she's making. I'm also trying to hit certain areas, like the front and the back wall of the inside of her. Trying to find certain spots, like the G-spot, is harder. But man, sometimes I'm going at it and thinking, What the hell am I doing?"

—David

"I'll wait forever until she orgasms first, telling myself, 'You're not gonna come, you're not gonna come...' It's partly because I want to be a good guy, especially if I want to keep dating her, and partly an ego thing. This is the first night, and you're trying to do everything possible to impress her because you want to look like the biggest stud in the pen."

—Grant

"If she says, 'I've never had an orgasm before' just as we're starting to have sex, I'm not going to try too hard. I don't want to climb K2 tonight!"

—Jay

"Sometimes I've felt such pressure to perform because it's the first time that I've even faked it. You squeeze your butt cheeks together and grimace and shudder and then you pull out and put the condom someplace where she can't see it. Usually your penis starts going soft right away because it was an effort to keep it hard. It's just a relief to get it over with."

—Evan

"The beauty of the first time is that I'm not really concerned about anything. Maybe fireworks will go off or maybe they won't. There's always another shot."

—Ben

What He's Secretly Thinking the Next Morning

"The morning after is a little weird because of expectations. Like if she wakes up and starts acting like she owns the place, putting on my clothes, then I get really irritated. This is too early to wear my shirt home. But if she wakes up and acts cool about everything, I'll offer to make breakfast because it puts a nice seal on things. Even if it was just casual sex, she'll know that I treated her like a lady."

—Evan

"I don't feel awkward if it's a girl I somewhat like. I have no problem with her staying over, and the next day is never really weird for me. If she sticks around, I'll make her breakfast. I'm kind of a romantic, sentimental guy. I don't mind cuddling, but maybe not right after sex."

—Simon

"Usually I'm thinking, How do I get outta here? But not always. I try to avoid spending the night the first time. I usually say something before we even go to my place or hers. I'll say I have to meet up with people, or I'll just make up a work excuse."

—Matt

"Most of the time, I wake up early and start thinking ahead: Should I wait till she gets up to take a shower so we can shower together?"

—Trey

"I'll admit it, I'm a dog. All I want to do the next morning is get dressed, eat some food by myself, watch TV, and hit the gym — not talk."

—Mark (Scuttlebutt: Also known as... the dog... )

"My old go-to move was that if she was in my room sleeping and I wanted her to leave, I would just move her so her back was against the cold wall. I'd pretend I was sleeping and she'd leave. It worked every time. If she gets back on top of you and tries doing something, you pretend that you're snoring."

—Grant (Scuttlebutt: The dirty pig...)

"When I was younger, I used to wonder the next day how it was for her. Now I don't sweat it as much. She was aroused, I was aroused, and I know I was probably one of her better lovers...or at least that's what I tell myself."

—Steve

Scuttlebutt: Yeah… keep on dreaming boy… *shakes head*

Source: COSMOPOLITAN Online

Pictures: Google

How to tell the sex of a bird... :D

Good morning to you all!

Lovely day today, isn't it? *grins* Its Thursday so... cheer up!!

We felt the urge to share the following "chain" email with you. Don't worry! We wouldn't post any sad or annoying one. Just stuff that'll make you laugh cause lets admit it... the sorrows of this world are more than enough for every one of us...

Here it goes!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.

It can be done. Even by someone with limited bird watching skills.

So... which one is the female? *grins*

If you have any silly chain email you wanna send us, email us at scuttleprattle@gmail.com.

Scuttlebutt and Prattle at your services ;)

Gamer...

Wonder where we are if we aren't on twitter? Wonder what we are doing?

We are working in cafe's, working the fields of the frontier, and building massive cities!

How many of you are on facebook? do you play any of the games? Do you need neighbours? Scuttlebutt used to laugh at me because I did....until SHE started playing them herself! Who is laughing now?? bwahahahahaha!

Scuttlebutt: Yeah yeah... You can mock as much as you want! I am SICK! Its like a drug to me!!! And its all ... I dont know who's fault! But somebody sent me a ... something... request for "Millionaire City" and then I started to play... and then I build one house, then another, then some streets and so on... and.. yeah... *heavy sigh*

Prattle: I started with the mobster game and cafe world and vampire wars, then i stopped playing those.

Scuttlebutt: *eyes open wide on the sound of Cafe world* You did?? Ooohhh... Why aren't you my neighbour???? Huh?? *puts hands on waist*

Prattle: I didn't start back up for about a year and then it was to play a game that my niece was playing: Petville. I was hooked. I even spent money to get more coins and bonus thingies! I wanted a big house for my pet "Chloe" and I wanted it full of allllll the things I wanted! That led me to Treasure Isle, because my cousin played it and I wanted to be her neighbor... yeah, more money spent..

Scuttlebutt: *twists face* Oh well... of course! You wanted to play this petville thingy for your niece and the other thingy for your cousin but when I told you to open a darn bakery so you'll be my neighbour and work for me and help me, you didnt! Nooo!!! Nothing for poor little Scuttlebutt...

Prattle: Because they were for CHILDREN!!! I got bored with those and finally played frontierville. Of course I spent some money on that too, but not as much. I realized I had a problem. I was addicted. I am an addict. A facebook game addict. *hangs head* I play city of wonder now, some gourmet ranch...or something like that..and frontierville. *raises hand in a wave* Hello, my name is Prattle, it's been 20 minutes since I've played a game. I know I'll play more soon I have to clear out my brush and trees that have taken over my farm! Hey, while I'm here....any frontierville peeps have any corn I can tend?? Please??? corn??? anyone????

Scuttlebutt: *whispers* I have it open right now and I even cussed at my Sister cause she has her coffee machine ready before me! And I'm playing that darn game longer!! *voices slowly increases* But she has more neighbours than I do!! *screeches now* I HAVE NOT ENOUGH NEIGHBOURS!! *tear runs down... clears throat* Um... Baking Life anybody? Wanna be my neighbour? I'm pretty nice :D I even send you goodies daily!!!

Prattle: Geesh....I'll join your bakery...gimme a minute...

Scuttlebutt: ............ The minute just passed!!!!!! And I still cant see you!!!

Prattle: Because we are writing this!! omg, you need a facebook game detox...seriously! *rolls eyes*

Scuttlebutt: You are mean! *folds arms in front of chest*

Prattle: You know, I'm like a pusher.. I'm your very own Rhevenge (from Black Dagger Brotherhood). I know it's wrong to help you but I can't help myself, *looks around and whispers* did you look for the "add me" pages for your game? You will get more neighbours that way. *winks* I know what you need, and I know where you can get it.. *grins*

Scuttlebutt: Nooo!!! Oh my Gawd! *grabs your shirt* Please help me! Help me find more neighbours! I need them!!

Prattle: P.S. I resisted the urge to post a pic of Gerry from the movie "Gamer"... I can show some restraint when I need to. I guess..

Scuttlebutt: P.S. Yeah... you can. *giggles* But I CAN'T! LOL