Steamy Tuesday!

Hello girls and guys *grins*

Sooooooo..... today we will discuss the very sensitive subject of CHEATING with you. If you decide to comment, that is. Cause lately we think that either your keyboard must have issues... *grins* or maybe your fingers?? You can ask somebody else to help you type, you know... *grins*

Well... anyway!

CHEATING or "10 Things to do if your man is cheating on you"

1. Dust the insides of his freshly washed boxers with hot chili powder.

2. Donate his 60-inch plasma to charity.

3. Engaged? Write him a touching thank-you note for the 3-carat Tiffany diamond ring that will now be worn on your middle finger.

4. Change his e-mail's auto response to "I'm unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts."

5. "Forget" where you parked his vintage convertible.

6. Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on his pillow with a message that says, "Too bad you'll never see these again."

7. Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.

8. Resist the urge to break up with him until the day of his big meeting — then give him a Sharpie mustache right before his alarm goes off.

9. Serve up Ex-Lax brownies to give him puh-lenty of time to sit and think about what he's done.

10. Challenge him to a naked wrestling match and whip out your signature move, the Ten-Fingered Ball-Crusher.

BIG thanks to Cosmopolitan for this article!!

Beware... dear cheaters. *wink*

Scuttlebutt and Prattle... always at your services with ball-breaking ideas. Bwahaha!