Prattle: Ms Scuttlebutt, guess what I found out this weekend! It's going to sound crazy..
Scuttlebutt: *lowers glasses and looks at you* Anything you say sounds crazy Mrs. Prattle... but go on...
Prattle: *giggles* True, true.. BUT.... I found out that my great grandfather was a pimp...an acutal pimp!!
AAANNNNDDD...my great grandmother was involved...if you know what i'm saying.
Scuttlebutt: Whot?
Prattle: I KNOW!!
Scuttlebutt: What do you mean he was a pimp? Like... you know...
Prattle: As i heard it from my mother....Ms. Prattle Sr., He pimped her out for money. And she didn't mind!
Scuttlebutt: She didn't mind?
Prattle: Can you imagine your great grandparents doing something like that?
Scuttlebutt: *snorts* Hell no! My grandparents were living in a village! I am pretty sure that I would know about it...
Prattle: *whispers* I think she liked it....
Scuttlebutt: *chokes* Seriously? How did you come to that conclusion?
Prattle: Seriously... How scandalous! Just hearing talk from one relative to another.. Great aunts and great great aunts to my aunt and mom. Do you know the comic "Maxine"?
Scuttlebutt: Nope!
Prattle: Ahh..well she reminds me of my great grandmother. Very sassy, says what is on her mind.. I'll find a comic for you. She's a hoot!
So I picture my great grandfather as an old man, like when I knew him, in a purple fur coat with a wide brimmed hat on.. walking with a swagger up and down the sidewalks of the town asking men if they are looking for a good time.... then pointing to ~~~>
Scuttlebutt: LOL!! Holy hell!!!
Prattle: Ms. Scuttlebutt, this is something I never would have expected. Great Grandparents...who would have known. From what I found out, they were both "black sheep" of their families.
Scuttlebutt: Before or after your grandfather started pimping your grandmother? *grins*
Prattle: The were both very wild...even before! But especially after!
Scuttlebutt: I'm sure they had a blast!
Prattle: It kinda explains a lot looking back.. you never really know your ancestors...even if you knew them.
Scuttlebutt: I even can understand some things about you now Mrs. Prattle *snickers*
Prattle: *glares at you evilly and thumps you on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper*
Scuttlebutt: Just sayin... *grins*
Scuttlebutt: *lowers glasses and looks at you* Anything you say sounds crazy Mrs. Prattle... but go on...
Prattle: *giggles* True, true.. BUT.... I found out that my great grandfather was a pimp...an acutal pimp!!
AAANNNNDDD...my great grandmother was involved...if you know what i'm saying.
Scuttlebutt: Whot?
Prattle: I KNOW!!
Scuttlebutt: What do you mean he was a pimp? Like... you know...
Prattle: As i heard it from my mother....Ms. Prattle Sr., He pimped her out for money. And she didn't mind!
Scuttlebutt: She didn't mind?
Prattle: Can you imagine your great grandparents doing something like that?
Scuttlebutt: *snorts* Hell no! My grandparents were living in a village! I am pretty sure that I would know about it...
Prattle: *whispers* I think she liked it....
Scuttlebutt: *chokes* Seriously? How did you come to that conclusion?
Prattle: Seriously... How scandalous! Just hearing talk from one relative to another.. Great aunts and great great aunts to my aunt and mom. Do you know the comic "Maxine"?
Scuttlebutt: Nope!
Prattle: Ahh..well she reminds me of my great grandmother. Very sassy, says what is on her mind.. I'll find a comic for you. She's a hoot!
So I picture my great grandfather as an old man, like when I knew him, in a purple fur coat with a wide brimmed hat on.. walking with a swagger up and down the sidewalks of the town asking men if they are looking for a good time.... then pointing to ~~~>
Scuttlebutt: LOL!! Holy hell!!!
Prattle: Ms. Scuttlebutt, this is something I never would have expected. Great Grandparents...who would have known. From what I found out, they were both "black sheep" of their families.
Scuttlebutt: Before or after your grandfather started pimping your grandmother? *grins*
Prattle: The were both very wild...even before! But especially after!
Scuttlebutt: I'm sure they had a blast!
Prattle: It kinda explains a lot looking back.. you never really know your ancestors...even if you knew them.
Scuttlebutt: I even can understand some things about you now Mrs. Prattle *snickers*
Prattle: *glares at you evilly and thumps you on the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper*
Scuttlebutt: Just sayin... *grins*
4 comments:
@prattle
now why doesn't that surprise me about ur *cough* family. those pervy qualities of ur's had to cum from someone! *ducking*
Nice!!!!
OH and a word about word verification: FINALLY a word this HUMAN can actually read! *thumbs up*
I know!! That's what I said, well, not to my mother...but to DH and Scuttlebutt.
We were at a Mexican place, I almost choked on my pollo crema when she asked if I knew that he was a pimp. Fatgirlwithhermouthfullsayswhat?
It's amazing what will come out almost 100 years later, isn't it?
As for the verification, I don't know what they are either.. Maybe Greek since Scuttlebutt set it all up!
Oh my god! LOL The things we learn about family!
BTW... I love Maxine! She reminds me of my grandmother. I have tons of comics of her.
I love this kind of story especially when it's about your own family! Now you have a great story to tell people!! ;0)
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