Sunday, November 17, 2013

50 shades that dagger the bugger...

Ok Scuttle, I don’t know if you’ve had time to read the book “50 Shades of Gray” by E.L. James so here is a quick synopsis, thank you Wikipedia:

“The plot traces the relationship between recent college graduate Anastasia Steele and manipulative billionaire Christian Grey. Steele is required by Grey to sign a contract allowing him complete control over her life as well as a non-disclosure agreement, something that he's required from all of his previous submissives. Upon learning that she is a virgin, Grey agrees to have sex with her in order to prepare her for later encounters, fully intending that the contact would be signed. As she gets to know him, she learns that his sexual tastes involve bondage, domination and sadism, and that childhood abuse left him a deeply damaged individual. In order to be his partner she agrees to experiment with BDSM, but struggles to reconcile who she is (a virgin who has never previously had a boyfriend) with who Christian wants her to be: his submissive, to-do-with-as-he-pleases partner in his "Red Room of Pain.”


Prattle: And then there’s this:
“Film adaptations
Several studios, including Warner Bros.SonyParamount and Universal Pictures entered bids for the film rights to the trilogy,[2][25] with reports stating that James was requesting to retain some control during the movie's creative process. On March 26, 2012 it was announced the rights had been secured by Universal Pictures and Focus Features. It has been reported that Ian SomerhalderAlexander Skarsgard, and Ashley Benson have expressed interest in acting in the film.”  **I read after this, that Universal picked up the rights.
Prattle: Uhhh…yeah, Ian…  *slurp* as Christian?!?  Yes please! Sir, please! Thank you, please Sir, please!!  Alexander Skarsgard?  Hmmm…interesting…but what really would they be able to put in the movie? 
Scuttlebutt: Um…. WHAT? Ian? Alexander? *drools uncontrollably* Well… I haven’t read the book and the truth is that I am not really into that BDSM stuff (or I’m too afraid to admit it even to myself…) but I think it would be quite an interesting sight for my pretty eyes… *grins* And Ashley Benson wants to act in the film… uh huh… uh huh… *nods*
Prattle: I think if you explored it, you would be a Dom for sure..go out..explore!  *winks*.  I can understand it to a degree, not the kind that is all about pain and degradation.  I can see how letting go and being submissive would be great!!  I can see some business owners (or something) needing to let go of all their power for a bit and just take it.  I can also see the workers that have to take the owners crap (not literally, that’s gross) being dominate.  Roll reversal roll-play I guess. 
Scuttlebutt: Really? Me? A Dom? Ughh…. Hmm…
Prattle: @cynde had showed me a video of my Gerard Butler for Christian, but I think he’s too old at this point.  A younger Gerry, say from Tomb Raider, would have worked WONDERS!!! But Christian is supposed to be under 30, Gerry’s age is showing now.  NOT THAT I MIND!!  I would love to create a BSDM with a Gerry type…  I think he could pull it off verra well, verra well indeed.
Scuttlebutt: Your Gerry huh? *snickers* I don’t know if I could see Gerry as a BDSM type… I think that BDSM is about control… having control over somebody, leaving control to someone else. I would prefer him to be as brute as he can. *giggles* No control for me please!
Prattle: Oh, I think he’d make a great looking Dom on film…or in a Red Room in my head..yes yes! And yes..MY Gerry!  *giggles*
Scuttlebutt: *winks*
Prattle: I guess they could leave a lot to the imagination, make it more psychologically sexy instead of overtly-in-your-face sex.  Then it would be porn! 
Scuttlebutt: Yes but PLEASE don’t let them make it a PG13 movie like they did with the fade to black scenes in Twilight! And porn… *cough* I’d like to watch some Alexander porn… I wouldn’t mind at all…
Prattle: I think………………………..oh sorry, got lost in the idea of Alexander porn. 
Scuttlebutt: Let’s both just take a second (or an hour) of imagining that………..
Prattle: I think I was expecting more out of the book, for it to be more like Master of the Universe, which of the parts I read of that (thank you @bellaflo for suggesting it a long time ago!) did have my panties bunched up in a wad! 
Scuttlebutt: Well, I haven’t read that or that but I take your word for it! :-P
Prattle: Of course it isn’t going to win awards, simply on content…but it was an ok read.  I think I read it in less than 24 hours.  My only hope is the second book is better than the first one.
Scuttlebutt: 24 hours…? Lucky Mr. Prattle… *grins*
Prattle: We were going to discuss the differences between the Shades books and BDB (Black Dagger Brotherhood) books.
Scuttlebutt: Were we…? I’m sorry but I have lost my mind to Alexander porn…
Prattle: *drools*  We are easily distracted, aren’t we?
Scuttlebutt: Distracted? Of what? Oh! You mean the post… uh huh…. Alexander nekkkiddd…. Mhmm…
In case you missed it before...
Prattle: I’ve mentioned before that I think I like the BDB books better than the first Fifty book because.  1) Vampires
                 2) They protect their women (the one that is into bondage is the one that gets tied up and stuff)
                And 3) Vampires.
Scuttlebutt: Can I add 4) Vampires into the equation?
Prattle: Good point, yes you may add your number 4.
Scuttlebutt: Don’t forget the Vampires point!
Prattle: I know she had to tone the book down from what it was, but I really wish she hadn’t..that was what made it sooooo great, and to quote Wikipedia “mommy porn”.  The pleasure part and how they interacted had a much better flow..whereas BDB was HAWT right from the get go.  Of course, I could have too much Kink in my could just be me.
Scuttlebutt: *pats your back* Don’t worry sugar… you are in good company here… pervy fishy…
Prattle: Wikipedia states that “A reviewer for the Ledger-Enquirer described the book as guilty fun and escapism, but that it "also touches on one aspect of female existence [female submission]. And acknowledging that fact – maybe even appreciating it – shouldn't be a cause for guilt."  I can agree with this statement!  *looks back at the pic of Gerry licking the corner of his mouth*  Ooooooooh yeah….Laters baby…  *winks*
Scuttlebutt: *waves and snickers* 

Friday, November 15, 2013

Hoppin Hottness Sexy Moves Part 1

Hoppin Hottness
Part One

New series!! Hoppin Hott Sex Moves that will have you both begging for more!

We will share 10 a week.... Let us know what you think, if you've tried and if you wanna try! *winks*

Robert Whitman

Pop quiz: When is your body best primed to get busy? If you’re thinking Um, right now? you’re our kind of girl... and you’re totally correct.

So why not make the most of that healthy lust? We checked in with top experts to get the best booty tricks you may not have tried yet. Work your way down the list in succession or mix and match moves custom-made for his package. Either way, let the games begin.


1. Have a naughty-movie marathon. Rent a bunch of flicks with famously steamy sex scenes. How could you not get inspired?

Prattle: Yes! Or even make your own vid of those scenes all together... hehehe..
Scuttlebutt: Yeah! Just be careful where you put that vid or who sees it or else you will see your self as a Paris Hilton! And you wouldn't want that, huh?

2. Intensify his orgasm by placing two fingers an inch behind his balls and feeling for a dent (the perineum, a big pleasure trigger). For the last 30 seconds before he comes, massage the spot in a circular motion.

Prattle: How do you know when it's the last 30 seconds?? I've got a 2 second notice at the max!
Scuttlebutt: Maybe you can start the massage 30 seconds before you want it to be over? *grins*


3. Tie two or three knots in a nylon stocking, and gently wrap it (don’t tie it) around the base of his penis so it’s snug but still has some give. The compression makes him even more sensitive, and the knots stimulate your clitoris as you move in girl-on-top.

Prattle: *makes note to get more stockings*
Scuttlebutt: Don't use used stockings please! Might get smelly! *giggles*

4. Put a small mirror out to the side, parallel to his body, while you’re going down on him — he’ll have an eye-popping view.

Prattle: Hmmm... whose going to hold the mirror?
Scuttlebutt: Thats a good question! Cause doing the deed and holding the mirror is no fun! Maybe find a flat spot where you can just place it?


5. To make his orgasm explosive, gently squeeze the base of his penis for five seconds before he comes, then release.

Prattle: Here again we have the timing issue...
Scuttlebutt: Yeah! What if I just think he is about to come? What if I start squeezing and nothing happens? I bet its gonna be annoying as hell after 3 or 4 times! *smirks*

6. Close your eyes and masturbate in front of him. It’s a turn-on because he’ll feel like the only viewer of a private porn show.

Prattle: I have to close my eyes anyway when I do this...
Scuttlebutt: *covers eyes with hands* When you do what?


7. Text your man racy one-word messages that, when strung together, hint at what you want him to do to you that night.

Prattle: This could get confusing! I don't know.. I might have to just text the whole thing so I don't confuse myself!
Scuttlebutt: What about using keywords? Like... you, me, eat, candle, wine, f***, sleep? Would that be a turn on too?

8. Make a playlist of sultry songs, and set it to shuffle during sex. Change up your pace and mood to match each new tune.

Prattle: Not a bad idea... Like a "mix tape" for adults... a "MIXXX tape" bwahahahahahaha!
Scuttlebutt: Hahahaha!


9. Buy a small, bullet-shaped vibrator that has a remote operation. Hold it over your clitoris, and hand him the controls.

Prattle: I him too much control!
Scuttlebutt: Are you talking about control? *snorts* Lemme just tell you one letter! V! Bwahaha!

10. While your man is hard, use one hand to push his penis up toward his stomach. Lick the underside of his shaft by keeping your tongue flat and moving your head from side to side to cover more surface area.

Prattle: Oooooh, yes.. he likes that...
Scuttlebutt: Just don't move your head too fast cause he might think you're having a seizure!
Well, that's about it for today! Tell us what you think! Or maybe... DON'T tell us what you think! (trying to work the reverse psychology thingy).

Scuttlebutt and Prattle... as always... at your services *wink*

Friday, May 18, 2012

“Baggage” and how to lose it…

Hey there friends! 

Long time no see… we hope you missed us J cause we certainly did! Sorry we don’t have time to blog anymore but know that we will always come back from time to time with things that concern us, you, the globe… you know!

Soooo…. Let’s talk about “baggage” and NO… we don’t mean the baggage you pack for that trip you planned for so long, or the business meeting you have next week…


Prattle: I’m going on a trip!?!?!  Yay!!  Oh, damn..we’re talking about feeeeeeelings.
Scuttlebutt: Yes my dear… We are talking about EMOTIONAL baggage…

First of all, let’s see what emotional baggage is!

Wikipedia: “…Emotional baggage can be defined as 'Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection”

How can we understand if we do carry emotional baggage around?

1.     You're projecting. Those with baggage can oftentimes be riddled with self-doubt. What makes this self-doubt even worse is that, as you see the worst in yourself, you also begin assuming the same of others.

2.     You're paranoid. We don't blame you for being a bit suspicious about infidelity, especially if you've been burned in the past. But in order for a relationship to work, you have to trust each other. If you don't fully trust him—or even if you do, and are just being cautious—your paranoia can manifest itself in some extremely unattractive ways: clinginess, neediness, breaches in privacy...

3.     You're comparing him to lovers past. This goes beyond simple paranoia. It's more subtle and insidious. If you see him smile in a certain way—or utter a certain phrase—and you immediately think of your abusive ex-boyfriend, or that immature idiot you rebounded with, or that unfortunate one-night stand, you're letting your past drag you unnecessarily down.

4.     You're throwing up walls. In order to fully commit to each other, you should also know each other pretty darn well. Holding back on emotions, or reliving painful events from the past in ways that affect your present, can keep a relationship stagnant. So ask yourself: what have you been keeping from him, and why? Chances are, he can tell you're hiding something, and we're sure he'd rather hear about it than be stonewalled.

5.     You're holding back from commitment. OK. So commitment-phobes are everywhere, and some of them aren't carrying an ounce of baggage. But in many cases, the fear of tying oneself down can be indicative of a deeper problem. If you're not giving any of your relationships half a chance, it's time to do some soul-searching. Does any of this ring a bell to you?

The “Walking Wounded”


Let’s see what a man’s magazine has to say about this…

Prattle: Do we have to??
Scuttlebutt: Um… we don’t really “have” to but some would say we should look at if from that angle as well…

“…these women are still reeling from a nasty break-up or a recent negative experience with a man; sometimes the hurt is worse -- the aftermath of abuse.”

“…they live in worlds of chaotic emotion where logic has no place. The best of them need time to heal and regain their equilibrium and trust; the worst are experts at self-deceit and self-sabotage, often absolutely blind to their behavior and its consequences on their lives.”

1- She's on emotional roller coaster
One day she's your best friend, the next she won't even speak to you; one night she's a sexual animal, the next she's as cold as January in Siberia. And all -- from your point of view -- for no apparent reason.

2- She constantly evades you
With women like this, it's always one step forward and 10 steps back. She will show interest -- even extreme interest -- and then suddenly and inexplicably become unavailable. No matter what you do, no matter how often you call her, she's gone -- and you won't see her again for weeks or even months. 
Then out of the blue, she'll reappear with a big smile on her face, ready to go. And the whole vicious circle will start all over again, leaving you perplexed and bewildered.

Scutllebutt: May I say that this (see point 2. above) behavior is absolutely reminding me of … *cough* the very recent ex? Hey ex! Do you read me?? If you do… you might as well deal with YOUR baggage as well… over and out!
Prattle: Drop the baggage…move it move it!!  Don’t make every guy you date into *points to your comment* him.
Scuttlebutt: *drops the baggage and kicks it* 

3- She wants what she can't have
She reacts emotionally to the hurt in her past. She has all the normal biological urges to be with a man, and genuinely wants to have a successful relationship, but the very second her emotions are aroused, the lurking demon of her buried hurt rears its ugly head and she runs away.
In her psychology, relationships equate pain. The sad fact is, the nicer you are, the faster she'll run. This is why many of the Walking Wounded seek out emotionally unavailable men.

4- She doesn't do as she says
She'll tell you she loves you and wants to do everything in her power to make sure the relationship lasts. Then she'll start treating you like crap. She'll tell you she's wants a commitment, then she'll cheat on you.
Don't take her at her word; instead look at her actions and judge her on that instead.

Prattle: No. 4 sounds like several guys I dated in the past..
Scuttlebutt: I know, right??

5- She's angry at men
Many of the Walking Wounded are extremely angry at men. They blame us for all their problems. Men are "jerks" and "users." They will deliberately get a man sexually aroused and then walk away, just to punish him for owning a penis.

6- She has a history of abuse
Untreated victims of any kind of abuse are often emotionally unstable and harbor lots of inner pain, which manifests itself in their romantic lives. The Walking Wounded are frighteningly erratic (often through no fault of their own) -- you just never know what you're going to get. One minute they love you and the next they're picking fights or screaming at you for some imagined transgression on your part.
They are often unsoundly jealous, and will accuse you of having affairs without any evidence. Sometimes they're overly sexual, but many times they're not sexual at all, or certain sexual behaviors remind them of the abuse, making them freak out during lovemaking. These are women in dire need of professional therapy.


Is there hope?

Is there anything you can do to help a member of the Walking Wounded and establish a successful relationship? It really depends on the severity of the damage.
First, throw logic out the window -- it just won't work. You have to find a way to reach her at an emotional level.
Listen carefully to her when she expresses her feelings -- the Walking Wounded will often verbalize a lot of information about what's happening inside their heads. Be careful not to interrupt her with logical advice -- it's best to be a sympathetic ear.
If her case is mild, time will be your ally -- just treat her kindly and build up her wounded self-esteem. Be patient. What she needs is to learn how to trust men again.
If her case is severe, gently steer her towards getting some therapy -- the damage is sometimes very deep and there's just no other way to help her.

Bottom line: is she worth it?

Above all, keep it in your pants for a while and be willing to be her friend. Give her some space and emotional breathing room. This is not say you should turn into a wussy-boy eunuch and cater to her whims -- she might not be ready to be sexual with you yet, but she needs every ounce of your male strength and sexuality to lean on.
And make sure you don't take any abuse from her -- set those limits early on and often because she'll test you mercilessly.
Only you can decide if she's worth the time and trouble. If she is, you're probably in for a wild roller-coaster ride. But if you can help her to get her life back, there may be a great reward for your constancy and friendship.

So… what the heck can you do about it?


Step one:  Identify blind spots
This step requires complete honesty, a willingness to dig deep and a trusted friend (other than your partner or spouse) or therapist/counselor. Openly face your issues. Whatever it is, you must be able, willing and ready to face it head on.

Step two:  Stop the blame game.
It’s so much easier to go through life blaming our problems on mom and dad, an older brother or the girl/guy who broke our heart. But eventually you have to take responsibility for your life, your actions and your emotions. The blame game doesn’t change anything. And this includes blaming yourself. If you are stuck in this cycle—snap out of it!  Your life will never get better and you will never move forward until you break the blame chain.

Step three:  Forgive
It is crucial that you reach a point where you can truly let go of the hurt that you have experienced. “No matter how violent it was, how deep it was, how prolonged it was, no matter how much affect there’s been on your life, if you do not extend forgiveness, you are the person stuck with the bitterness and revenge,” said Dr. Dave Currie, National Director of Family Life Canada. “A bitter person cannot effectively love others. Letting go is not easy and a person may not deserve it and may not even ask for it, but you should extend forgiveness because of what it will do for you.”  Again, this includes forgiving yourself if needed.

Scuttlebutt: Um… I’m sorry but I don’t see any similarity in all that and my behavior! Do you???
Prattle: Well…I think all of us at some point react some of the ways described.  Mostly I want you to read and reread the last sentence of Step three..  *hugs you*
Scuttlebutt: Oh… *sighs and hugs back* I know… I know… and so should YOU all my friends… so should WE all.

Sources: Wikipedia, Your Tango, Ask Men, Two Of Us

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Humpday Hotties!

Prattle: Who do we have today?? OURSELVES! Just as we are, beautiful, curvy and sometimes saggy! Nature does take it's course after a while...

Scuttlebutt: You mean gravity? But how would I know... I'm still 25... and have a body like.... well... um... Kate Moss (not!)!

Prattle: *nods* yes, you will know what i'm talking about in about 10 years.... bwahaha! Kate Moss? Eww..she looks like she can be broken.. Really? The first person you could come up with is Kate Moss?

Scuttlebutt: I had to think fast!! Sheeesh!! Well ok... I'm not thin... I have my curves as well. But I love them (at least now that I sent some of them away... *grins*) and also I know a few men who really appreciate them as well! What is Kate Moss compared to me? Nothing! If she'd stand behind me, no one would be even able to see her! LOL

via Facebook post:


A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and beautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"

The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way:

"Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.
They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.
They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.


Mermaids do not exist.

But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?

They would have no sex life and could not bear children.
Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.
And, who wants a girl that smells like fish by his side?

Without a doubt, I'd rather be a whale.

At a time when the media tells us that only thin is beautiful, I prefer to eat ice cream with my kids, to have dinner with my husband, to eat and drink and have fun with my friends.

We women, we gain weight because we accumulate so much wisdom and knowledge that there isn't enough space in our heads, and it spreads all over our bodies.
We are not fat, we are greatly cultivated.
Every time I see my curves in the mirror, I tell myself: "How amazing am I ?! "


There has also been posts going around forever that are about the body of a woman once she has a child:

I've carried a child within my body. Slept with them on my chest. I've kissed little toes & wiped away tears. I've been vomited on, peed on, and even pooped on I've spent many sleepless nights cradling my child but I wouldn't have it any other way. My body isn't magazine perfect, but when I look n the mirror I see a MOM and there is no greater honor, love, or blessing!!

Prattle: When I was pregnant, my husband told me that my body never looked more beautiful to him!

Scuttlebutt: Thats really sweet of him... awww...

Prattle: *grins*


Prattle: We want to also say that we are not advocating being unhealthy, we are just saying that not all women come in one size... Marilyn Monroe was a size 16 at her most popular.

Scuttlebutt: You know... having a few more pounds, doesn't mean you are unhealthy. There are many conditions that come with being thin... or trying to stay thin...

Prattle: Not at all!! But some people (myself included) have a problem finding the middle ground.. Both are equaly as dangerous.

Scuttlebutt: Scuttlebutt: What we need to do is eat with a conscience! Exercise, live our life! Nobody is perfect! And that's what makes us all perfect!!!


Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Where the hell have you been?

Real life, sux ass sometimes.. We've been have you all! We need some fun, so we found some!! hehehe.....

We hear the conversation from the middle...

Scuttlebutt : i don't mind giving him all the other stuff his parents bought, but the bedroom will stay with me! i'm not giving it! nope! uh uh nooooooo nada!

Prattle : i hope, for his sake, he doesn't try to take it this weekend..

Scuttlebutt : bwahahahaha! that will be funny..G doesn't want it, his mother does. She can try if she like .....

Prattle : wouldn't that be funny...if she pulled up there with him!

Scuttlebutt : oh yes! and i would scream hysterically and send them all to hell!


hell hell

Prattle : hahahahahaha! you are funny...

Scuttlebutt: you think? lol
Prattle : well make me laugh every day.
Scuttlebutt : you do too honey!

*insert warm fuzzy hug*
Scuttlebutt : with what did i do to make you laugh now? were you imagining me screaming hysterically at G and his mother while i was chained to my bed?

tied to bed

Prattle : welll, now that you mention that crazy scene!!!

Scuttlebutt : hehehehe

Prattle : I was talking about vi's FB post

This started last night on facebook...we got mixed up in it too because...well...because we are Scuttlebutt and Prattle.. we're nosey and give our 2 cents worth!

(and the players are....)

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker, ‎Cynde Poke Jacobus, Prattle, Scuttlebutt, Tina Dunn, Kelly Smith Haviser

@toilie posted a Breaking Dawn Trailer

TJ (haven't gotten the ok to use her, using initials for now!) : I saw that... Bella has finally gotten on my nerves. She got married BUT goes outside to dance with a guy who's in love with her!!!

Tina Dunn : I'm so freaking ready!! I just saw Cynde's post that it is only 65 more days. Seems like an eternity! lol Did I tell you that Ricky is letting me take DD - even though it is a school night?! Yay!

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : YAY!!!! I bet she is so excited!!! Ive been mad at Bella since she kept dissing Edward for him in Eclipse

Tina Dunn : You know how I feel about Bella, Vi! lol I didn't write it, so she is still alive. lol

TJ : BTW: That ring does not look like an 1700's or 1800's antique. It looks more like a ring from the 1960's.

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : I agree. Ok, Im heading to bed for the night. Im trying to get more sleep. While I can lol Night ladies Muahs!

TJ : Night

Tina Dunn : Sweet Dreams! :)

*the next morning....Prattle turns on her computer and sees the trailer*

Prattle : YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!! *does crazy happy dance!* can not wait!!!! I'm gonna stick up for Bella...I like her *ducks*, she is in love with one and loves the other.. simple love triangle that works out in the end. *backs out of room*


Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : LOL Prattle, you are right. I guess its possible to love more then one person. I just think after she almost "dies" when Edward leaves her, in RL she wouldn't do anything to drive him away. :)

Prattle : but he is sooo understanding and doesn't leave! that's why I can't hate Bella.. If Edward did leave then I'd hate her....because unless you are a wolf girl, who in their right mind would LEAVE Edward?!?!?!?

Scuttlebutt : Bwahahaha Prattle!!! Edward is such a pussy... *ducks and runs out of the room*

Prattle : *chases after you* but he's such a pretty pussy!!!!

sexy ed

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : Id take him in a heartbeat. He F***** James and Victoria up! He will always protect his Bella *sigh* I want one of those :(

Scuttlebutt : ‎*yells while running* You can keep him V!!!

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : YAY!!! I'm gonna marry Edward!! I'm happy now.

Prattle : ‎*stops running, tries to catch my breath* Wait.... just a .....damned can't have Edward AND Eric...

Scuttlebutt : I want Dean!! You can have Edward, Eric... Eric who?

yummy Eric

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : Oh snap! NOW I see Bellas dilemma.. How do I choose?????? I love them both for being so different lol

Ed vs. Eric

Prattle : Seeeeeeeee!!!!

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : UGH! I want them both! I don't know how I would choose!! BUT if I had too......I think it would be........Edward because he is sweet and strong and sexy and nice. Eric is a bad boy lol

Prattle : Vi, you have an inbox...

Scuttlebutt : I'm sure she has an Inbox. I do too, you do too... everybody does! Hurray!!

Prattle : ‎:p *rolls eyes at Scuttlebutt* not talking to yoooou!

Violet Auntie Mimi Baker : I loved my inbox :D lol

Prattle : ‎*insert dirty thought here*

*crazy Superfriends music*

Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice... er.. nosiness.. um.. silliness... oh hell-Back on google talk between Scuttlebutt and Prattle....

Scuttlebutt : but still...Edward is a pussy...

Prattle : yes, and he is still pretty...

Scuttlebutt : when they put make up on him. we are talking about Rob as Edward right?
Prattle : Edward yes... Rob..not so much.. Rob in makeup is a good thing, Rob outside of makeup is scary.. Edward, the character can do no
Scuttlebutt : Edward is super sexy! Rob is filthy and looks like a unwashed drunk Brit... *cough*

yucky rob
Prattle : i agree...unless he has makeup on!

Scuttlebutt : I will delete all this now! If any Rob-lover sees it.. oh my oh my

Prattle : and if he lets some one else dress him! whoohoo, meeeeow!

Scuttlebutt : hahaha! exactly!


Prattle : who will see this? although it would make a GREAT POST, we might get some comments! and a death threat for you...well, and me.. I agreed with you..

Scuttlebutt : *hides*
Prattle : lol yep...think i'll post this...

Scuttlebutt : aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!! *runs away and hides*

Prattle : *drags you back by the arm* you're coming with me...lets do this!