Wednesday, October 20, 2010

One word

I got this in an email yesterday.. Made me and my friends laugh, thought I'd share!

Love always,


Not as easy as you might think!

It's really hard to only use one word answers.

Where is your cell phone? Couch

Spouse? School

Your hair? Brown

Your mother? Loving

Your father? Funny

Your favorite thing? mykids

Your dream last night? GerardButler

Favorite drink? GerardButler

What room are you in? Living

Your hobby? GerardButler

Your fear? Loss

Where do you want to be in 6 years? BedAndBreakfast

Where were you last night? Home

Something that you aren't? Adventerous

Muffins? GerardButler

Wish list item? GerardButler

Last thing you did? GerardButler (hehehe)

What are you wearing? GerardButler

Your pets? Cat

Friends? Yes

Your life? Blessed

Your mood? Happy

Missing someone? Yes

Drinking? Pepsi

your car? Gone

Something you're not wearing? Makeup

Your favorite store? Kohls

Your favorite color? Blue

When was the last time you cried? Weekend

Where do you go over and over? GerardButler

Favorite place to eat? GerardButler

Favorite place I'd like to be right now? GerardButler

My friend Michelle had this to say:
You are a dork!
I love the way you can eat and wear Gerard Butler, that takes talent!

Scuttlebutt said to me:
I think you have lost your mind!
GerardButler is not one word!

To which I replied:
Michelle- yes I am, and I know..I'm just that good!
Scuttlebutt - yes, I probably have! and... Yes it is if you say it fast enough!

In my defense, I had just seen a couple of the S.E.X.I.E.S.T. Gerard Butler fan videos EVER made!! So, yeah...he was on my mind!

Good times, good times...

Scuttlebutt: I still think you have lost your mind... But then again... you wouldn't be my Prattle if you hadn't! Mwahhh!!

Nosy Neighbor

Happy Humpday all!

Today we attack, er, talk with Violet a/k/a @toilie! She's such a fun person, you should really friend her on facebook or follow her on really should.

Attack of the nosy neighbor's!

pretty vi

1. We know what we call you... What would you like us to call you?

Mrs. Cullen or Mrs. Salvatore

Scuttlebutt: Ok! So... Mrs. Carlisle Cullen? And Mr. Stephan Salvatore? *grins*
Prattle: who is this Salvatore person? I want to know where you got the name Toilie..
Scuttlebutt: You do? I thought she wants to go to the toilet... *snorts* Sorry... Just kidding. Hehe...
Prattle: I think something got lost in translation...
Scuttlebutt: Wait... what did you ask Ms. Prattle??? Who this Salvatore person is??? *shocked face* You are serious?
Prattle: I really want to know *rolls eyes*
Scuttlebutt: You mean... you really don't know?
Prattle: Really, I don't.
Scuttlebutt: SHAME ON YOU! LOL!! The Salvatore Brothers from Vampire Diaries!!!
Prattle: Ooooooh... they were on the Scream Awards last night..
Scuttlebutt: Uh huh... And? Saw anything you like? *wiggles eyebrows*
Prattle: Um... sorta.. LOL. They are OK I guess...
Scuttlebutt: OK??? They are OK??? Damon is OK??? *mumbles incoherently*


Prattle: Sorry...geesh... they are young! Just boys!
Scuttlebutt: You have to see vampire diaries! Oh damon is NOT a boy...
Prattle: LOL

2. How old are you or how old do you want us to think you are?
I am 39 and proud to have made it this far lol

Scuttlebutt: Well good for you! And Happy Birthday once again! LOL!! Let see what you gurls will say in 5 years when this will be documented... *grins*
Prattle: Documented? We are getting into making documentaries? Will we go to the Oscars??? Will I see Gerry!?!?!?!?!
Scuttlebutt: Documented as in written down. As in... in this blog fore-EVAH with dates and times in it!! *sticks out tongue* You making fun of me? *glares*

3. When is your Birthday & what is your star sign?

virgo, September 11th

Scuttlebutt: I likey Virgos! My sun is in Virgo! *nods*

Mercury is the ruling planet and the element is Earth. The shades of green, yellow, orange and brown are the colors that bring luck, while the shades of blue promote romance and harmony. Numbers 1, 3, 4, 6 and 8 are the lucky numbers. Wednesday is the best day of the week for a Virgo. The animal symbol is "Magpie". Agate and Hyacinth are the lucky stones. A person born under this sign has an active and analytical mind. They are very observant and organized by nature. Virgo is compatible with Taurus and Capricorn. However, they are least compatible with Gemini, Pisces and Sagittarius.
Virgo celebrities: Lauren Bacall, Johann Bach, Ingrid Bergman, Sean Connery, Jimmy Connors, Queen Elizabeth I, Gloria Estefan, Johann Wolfgang Goethe, D. H. Lawrence, Sophia Loren, Keanu Reeves, Leo Tolstoy, H. G. Wells

Scuttlebutt: You are full of shit... stupid star sign thingy. Who says Virgos are least compatible with Pisces?
Prattle: Well that sucks for us, huh? Ooooo... Lauren Bacall! Nice!
Scuttlebutt: Think how much it sucks for me! I'm a Pisces with my sun in Virgo! Talk about conflictions! Huh!
Prattle: Well that explains a lot then... bwahahahahaha! oh-wait! *holds up hands* Keanu?? I'm not compatible with Keanu?!?! This thing IS full of shit...

4. Do you like cats or dogs? And why?

I dont like any really, although we have 3 dogs and a cat lol the joys of kids. I am just not
a big animal person. Idk why really lol

Scuttlebutt: Hmmm... maybe because *looks at nails* as a Virgo you are a neat freak? *grins*

5. What is your favorite movie and/or book?

Movie is Twilight. I can watch it over and over! (and I have to give Under The Tuscan Sun an honorable mention)
I want to do what she did in that movie :D

Scuttlebutt: Oh I remember her doing many different "things" in that movie.. *smirks* What exactly do you mean?
Prattle: Yes, I'd love to just get up and go live in Italy... find a nice little villa, and some man-candy... DH might not approve!
Scuttlebutt: I'm sure he wont...

6. What countries have you visited?

Mexico when I was 18. Had a blast!

Scuttlebutt: Was it together with Prattle?
Prattle: *grins* How fun would that have been?!?
Scuttlebutt: Lots of drunken fun I guess. *grins*
Prattle: ohhhhyeah.... *click* with photographic proof!

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

I have 1 tattoo on my ankle, used to be DH's name but I covered it with something tribal. Ears pierced, so far lol

Prattle: So far??? Where else would you like a piercing?
Scuttlebutt: Nosy... pffft.
Prattle: Duh..

8. What super-power would you most like to have, and why?

Read peoples minds. I would love to have known what DH was thinking all these years lol

Scuttlebutt: Umm... I dont think I'd ever like to know cause if I take me as an example.. *laughs awkwardly* but then again... I dont think I'm the best example. Hehe...
Prattle: I wouldn't want to know..somethings are better left unknown. Plus I'd get really pissy, and that's not good for anyone!

9. Name one thing that not many people know about you.

That I am very shy and insecure. I try to come off as bubl but have no self esteem :(

Scuttlebutt: I could sense the shyness but why no self esteem hon? You are great!!! *hugs*
Prattle: Me too, but not with certain people.

10. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

Can I go back to sleep lol

11. If you could go to one place in the world, where would it be?

Used to be Tuscany, now I think Australia so I can meet @fleurybanery, @cullencreationz and @caryn69 in person :D

Scuttlebutt: You know what... I think you should send them this questionnaire too and then we can all compare replies! :)
Prattle: Yes, do!!

12. Do you prefer shaven ... or unshaven?


Scuttlebutt: Well of course! A stubble can always ruin you soft cheeks. *grins*
Prattle: "stubble can always ruin your soft cheeks"??? why are cheeks in armpits?!?!?! ew...nasty.
Scuttlebutt: You are the nasty one Prattle! I was talking about an unshaved face that could irritate her soft cheeks!
Prattle: I thought it was about shaved or unshaved armpits! Pfft.. *mumbles* i'm the nasty one, yeah...ok...whatever...
Scuttlebutt: *giggles*

13. On a deserted island, what one thing would you bring?

A boat lol and if that doesnt count Id bring my Blackberry (No, I wouldnt bring my kids and strand them there too lol)

Scuttlebutt: What if there was no reception? LOL! Like in LOST?
Prattle: NO BOAT!! BBerry would do you no good..
Scuttlebutt: *takes away boat and bberry* Now lets see... what about... this? *leaves Edward in place all sparkly*
Prattle: *puts on shades* Hey Edward, go stand under that tree!
Scuttlebutt: LMAO

vi and ed

14. If you could see in black and white and one other color, what would it be?

PINK :) Im a girlie girl lol

Prattle: *coughs*

Pink is the color of universal love, it is a quiet color. Lovers of beauty favor pink. A pink carnation means "I will never forget you".

Pink Energy
Pink is a combination of red and white. The quality of energy in pink is determined by how much red is present. White is the potential for fullness, while red helps you to achieve that potential. Pink combines these energies. Shades of deep pink, such as magenta, are effective in neutralizing disorder and violence. Some prisons use limited deep pink tones to diffuse aggressive behaviour.

Pink provides feelings of caring, tenderness, self-worth and love, acceptance.

Put some pink in your life when you want:

calm feelings
to neutralize disorder
acceptance, contentment

15. Standing or on all fours?

All fours, I hope its what Im thinking lol

Scuttlebutt: Well... that depends. What are you thinking? *raises brow and grins*
Prattle: dirty little......floor.

16. Hard and fast or soft and slow?

Hmmm...both I think, depending on my mood lol

17. What is your favorite food to bring to bed - strawberries, chocolate, whip cream?

chocolate, hands down!!

Prattle: if the hands are down, what is chocolate and how are you getting it there??? *wiggles eyebrows*
Scuttlebutt: On the bed! LOL

18. Ever had sex at work??????

Not yet :P

Scuttlebutt: I like the "yet" part! LOL
Prattle: Bwahahahahaha! yet... lovely!

19. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck! And I know thst not nice lol but it really makes a statement lol

Scuttlebutt: Exactly my point too!

20. What is the funniest or the most awkward sexual experience you've had? you ladies know how to ask questions lol Well, Im gonna be brutally honest here, so be gentle lol

Prob when we were on the hood of my car on a back road and a car came by and stopped to see if we
needed help! Sitting there naked saying no was pretty awkward! lol

Scuttlebutt: LMAO!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!!! *wipes tears from eyes* Hey... maybe they wanted to know if you needed help in... you know... *grins*
Prattle: at least they didn't say you guys were doing something wrong and give advise!!! this is a good one.. *grins*

Friday, October 15, 2010

What He's Really Thinking the First Time You Have Sex

Happy Friday Friends!!!

We found a very interesting article for all you girls about guys and what they REALLY think the very first time you are having SEX! J

You guys just have to comment and say if you agree or disagree… or maybe you got something to add??? Wouldn’t that be delightful!

This article comes from COSMOPOLITAN online. Enjoy and … you know. You could let us know what you think you lurkers! Or maybe not… Just come back, ok?

Dying to know the naked truth about what goes through his mind before, during, and after the deed? You've come to the right place.

We got some brutally honest men to confess. (Warning: A few of these comments are gonna make you cringe.)

So you've been dating your guy for a while (or hey, maybe 10 minutes) and now it's the moment of truth...your first night together in the sack. What's he thinking as the lights go low? You may assume you know what's running through the male brain, but believe us, you have no idea. While you're obsessing about leg stubble and trying to remember if your bra and panties match, a guy's dirty mind is all over the map. Cosmo grilled a bunch of men for the raw details on what he's really thinking the first time you get it on.

How He Preps for First-Time Sex with You


"I set aside that afternoon to clean, and if she's really hot, I'll even take off from work early. You don't want her to open the closet and say, 'What the hell is a dried-up spaghetti dish doing on the floor?' If she sees pubic hairs on the toilet, you're not going to get any."

—Steve, 32, filmmaker

"I make sure my room's clean, but I don't need to have her walk into a love palace. Do I have candles and incense and flowers? No, that's trying way too hard."

—Simon, 24, deejay

"I make sure I've got condoms around. There's nothing worse than having to fumble around looking for a condom when you're about to have sex, especially the first time you're with someone. You look like an idiot."

—Evan, 30, lawyer

"I shoot off a round before she comes over so I don't get overly excited and lose it too fast when we hook up."

—David, 26, sound engineer

How He Really Feels About Your Naked Bod


"There's something golden about that moment where she takes off all of her clothes before you have sex for the first time. Guys don't care much about a stretch mark on her hip or a nipple hair. Ideally, she doesn't have them, but in reality, those women are few and far between."


"I take care of myself, and I want someone who does, too. I recently hooked up with this girl and we're lying in bed naked and she had to use the bathroom. I loved watching her butt as she walked away — you could tell she worked out."


"The first time I felt a fake breast, it was a real shocker. This girl had incredibly huge tits, and I kept thinking to myself, Whoa, she's gonna be amazing. Then when we rolled onto the bed, I felt a kind of hardness between us. I thought it was her purse at first because it seemed like a solid object and then I realized, This is her breast!"


"I hate it if she has really dry hands. When I feel these scratchy mitts giving me a hand job, I'm thinking, Hey, I might as well have my friend Bob give me a hand job instead."


"I'm pretty much in awe the first time I see her naked. There are a lot of curves that you weren't expecting or hadn't previously noticed, and it's great."


"One time, I took this chick home and got her down to her underwear, and it was like there were a thousand daddy longlegs stuffed in her panties. There was just a massive amount of hair bulging out, really coarse and crunchy! I stopped at that point, and we went to sleep."


"I'm kind of intrigued by piercings and tattoos, but I'm always a bit shocked to see them on her body. Unless I have some reason to anticipate random body art being there, it's just a little bit surprising, and honestly, it's not always a good surprise."


What's Running Through His Brain During Foreplay

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"By the first time I'm with a girl, there's been such a buildup — phone calls, movies, drinks, parties — that I'm in a state of awe that she's letting me do the things I'm doing. Is that really my hand on her boob? Is she actually allowing me to put my mouth on her body?"

—Trey, 29, production assistant

"A big thing the first time is not pawing her too quickly out of excitement. One time, I started thinking about this really gross coworker of mine on purpose to slow me down. Hey, it worked."

—Matt, 27, video producer

"The first time we start fooling around, I'm hoping she'll direct me and say something like 'That feels really good' or 'Do it this way.' Guys need those green lights to figure out what a girl wants."

—Grant, 31, photographer/construction worker

"Foreplay's my favorite part when I'm with a new girl. But if it's going on 10 minutes and her hand's not in my pants, I'm just like, what's going on?"

—Jay, 25, social worker

"This comes from a programmed and idiotic male sense: All I can think about when we're starting to hook up is that I'm scoring and I get to put an 'X' on my chalkboard. Or that I can't wait to tell my friends about it. If I really care about her, the emotional kind of sex comes later."

—Mark, 21, student

"If during foreplay, the chick says, 'So where is this relationship going? How do you feel?' I'll freak out. It's way too early to be talking about things like that. The first night together is only for fun, not heavy stuff."

—Rick, 31, teacher

"If a woman doesn't want to do certain things during foreplay or won't let me look at certain parts of her body, like her butt or stomach, that sort of annoys me. If she can't relax now, I'm probably not going to get lucky later, which sucks."

—Ben, 29, bartender

His Do's and Don'ts on Getting Down and Dirty


"The first time, I'm perfectly satisfied with missionary and slight variations on missionary like legs up, legs on my shoulders, that kind of thing. Sometimes it's important to see each other face-to-face...and sometimes it's important not to."


"I love it when a girl wants to ride me from the get-go, especially when she squats down and pumps herself like a piston. It's like she's baring it all, right from the start, which is so sexy."


"You don't want to get too crazy because you don't want her to think you're a freak. Plus, if you bust out all of your moves the first night, she may just call you for good times and leave it at that."


"For the initial hookup, you're going for a little more of a connection (unless you just brought her home from a club). I like to have her on my lap so we can make out while we're doing it."


"The first time, I'll usually lift her off the bed by her butt cheeks, put her legs on my shoulders with her head on the pillow, and really hit the G-spot. Many girls are into it that way the first time around. It shows her you're more creative than just Missionary Guy."


"I love getting taken by surprise in bed, like when a girl uses a little dirty talk or does a taboo move. It's like 'Who is this new girl? She looked so sweet when I met her!' Except don't call me Daddy and don't wear a catsuit. That's weird."


How Hard He Tries to Please You (or Doesn't)


"I'm always paying attention to the small things she does: how she breathes, what noises she's making. I'm also trying to hit certain areas, like the front and the back wall of the inside of her. Trying to find certain spots, like the G-spot, is harder. But man, sometimes I'm going at it and thinking, What the hell am I doing?"


"I'll wait forever until she orgasms first, telling myself, 'You're not gonna come, you're not gonna come...' It's partly because I want to be a good guy, especially if I want to keep dating her, and partly an ego thing. This is the first night, and you're trying to do everything possible to impress her because you want to look like the biggest stud in the pen."


"If she says, 'I've never had an orgasm before' just as we're starting to have sex, I'm not going to try too hard. I don't want to climb K2 tonight!"


"Sometimes I've felt such pressure to perform because it's the first time that I've even faked it. You squeeze your butt cheeks together and grimace and shudder and then you pull out and put the condom someplace where she can't see it. Usually your penis starts going soft right away because it was an effort to keep it hard. It's just a relief to get it over with."


"The beauty of the first time is that I'm not really concerned about anything. Maybe fireworks will go off or maybe they won't. There's always another shot."


What He's Secretly Thinking the Next Morning

"The morning after is a little weird because of expectations. Like if she wakes up and starts acting like she owns the place, putting on my clothes, then I get really irritated. This is too early to wear my shirt home. But if she wakes up and acts cool about everything, I'll offer to make breakfast because it puts a nice seal on things. Even if it was just casual sex, she'll know that I treated her like a lady."


"I don't feel awkward if it's a girl I somewhat like. I have no problem with her staying over, and the next day is never really weird for me. If she sticks around, I'll make her breakfast. I'm kind of a romantic, sentimental guy. I don't mind cuddling, but maybe not right after sex."


"Usually I'm thinking, How do I get outta here? But not always. I try to avoid spending the night the first time. I usually say something before we even go to my place or hers. I'll say I have to meet up with people, or I'll just make up a work excuse."


"Most of the time, I wake up early and start thinking ahead: Should I wait till she gets up to take a shower so we can shower together?"


"I'll admit it, I'm a dog. All I want to do the next morning is get dressed, eat some food by myself, watch TV, and hit the gym — not talk."

—Mark (Scuttlebutt: Also known as... the dog... )


"My old go-to move was that if she was in my room sleeping and I wanted her to leave, I would just move her so her back was against the cold wall. I'd pretend I was sleeping and she'd leave. It worked every time. If she gets back on top of you and tries doing something, you pretend that you're snoring."

—Grant (Scuttlebutt: The dirty pig...)


"When I was younger, I used to wonder the next day how it was for her. Now I don't sweat it as much. She was aroused, I was aroused, and I know I was probably one of her better lovers...or at least that's what I tell myself."


Scuttlebutt: Yeah… keep on dreaming boy… *shakes head*


Pictures: Google

Thursday, October 14, 2010

How to tell the sex of a bird... :D

Good morning to you all!

Lovely day today, isn't it? *grins* Its Thursday so... cheer up!!

We felt the urge to share the following "chain" email with you. Don't worry! We wouldn't post any sad or annoying one. Just stuff that'll make you laugh cause lets admit it... the sorrows of this world are more than enough for every one of us...

Here it goes!

Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between Male and Female Birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically. Until Now.

Below are two Birds. Study them closely...See If You Can Spot Which of The Two Is The Female.


It can be done. Even by someone with limited bird watching skills.

So... which one is the female? *grins*

If you have any silly chain email you wanna send us, email us at

Scuttlebutt and Prattle at your services ;)

Wednesday, October 13, 2010



Wonder where we are if we aren't on twitter? Wonder what we are doing?

We are working in cafe's, working the fields of the frontier, and building massive cities!

How many of you are on facebook? do you play any of the games? Do you need neighbours? Scuttlebutt used to laugh at me because I did....until SHE started playing them herself! Who is laughing now?? bwahahahahaha!

Scuttlebutt: Yeah yeah... You can mock as much as you want! I am SICK! Its like a drug to me!!! And its all ... I dont know who's fault! But somebody sent me a ... something... request for "Millionaire City" and then I started to play... and then I build one house, then another, then some streets and so on... and.. yeah... *heavy sigh*


Prattle: I started with the mobster game and cafe world and vampire wars, then i stopped playing those.

Scuttlebutt: *eyes open wide on the sound of Cafe world* You did?? Ooohhh... Why aren't you my neighbour???? Huh?? *puts hands on waist*


Prattle: I didn't start back up for about a year and then it was to play a game that my niece was playing: Petville. I was hooked. I even spent money to get more coins and bonus thingies! I wanted a big house for my pet "Chloe" and I wanted it full of allllll the things I wanted! That led me to Treasure Isle, because my cousin played it and I wanted to be her neighbor... yeah, more money spent..

Scuttlebutt: *twists face* Oh well... of course! You wanted to play this petville thingy for your niece and the other thingy for your cousin but when I told you to open a darn bakery so you'll be my neighbour and work for me and help me, you didnt! Nooo!!! Nothing for poor little Scuttlebutt...

Prattle: Because they were for CHILDREN!!! I got bored with those and finally played frontierville. Of course I spent some money on that too, but not as much. I realized I had a problem. I was addicted. I am an addict. A facebook game addict. *hangs head* I play city of wonder now, some gourmet ranch...or something like that..and frontierville. *raises hand in a wave* Hello, my name is Prattle, it's been 20 minutes since I've played a game. I know I'll play more soon I have to clear out my brush and trees that have taken over my farm! Hey, while I'm here....any frontierville peeps have any corn I can tend?? Please??? corn??? anyone????


Scuttlebutt: *whispers* I have it open right now and I even cussed at my Sister cause she has her coffee machine ready before me! And I'm playing that darn game longer!! *voices slowly increases* But she has more neighbours than I do!! *screeches now* I HAVE NOT ENOUGH NEIGHBOURS!! *tear runs down... clears throat* Um... Baking Life anybody? Wanna be my neighbour? I'm pretty nice :D I even send you goodies daily!!!

Prattle: Geesh....I'll join your bakery...gimme a minute...

Scuttlebutt: ............ The minute just passed!!!!!! And I still cant see you!!!


Prattle: Because we are writing this!! omg, you need a facebook game detox...seriously! *rolls eyes*

Scuttlebutt: You are mean! *folds arms in front of chest*


Prattle: You know, I'm like a pusher.. I'm your very own Rhevenge (from Black Dagger Brotherhood). I know it's wrong to help you but I can't help myself, *looks around and whispers* did you look for the "add me" pages for your game? You will get more neighbours that way. *winks* I know what you need, and I know where you can get it.. *grins*

Scuttlebutt: Nooo!!! Oh my Gawd! *grabs your shirt* Please help me! Help me find more neighbours! I need them!!

gourmet ranch

Prattle: P.S. I resisted the urge to post a pic of Gerry from the movie "Gamer"... I can show some restraint when I need to. I guess..

city of wonder

Scuttlebutt: P.S. Yeah... you can. *giggles* But I CAN'T! LOL


Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Star signs and Sex!

Good morning friends!

We are back today to tell you the characteristics of zodiac signs related to ... SEX!

Moving along...



Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks.

You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry.
The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!

You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you into lathers of eager anticipation.

In the art of lovemaking, the Arien is enthusiastic and adventurous. Partners can sometimes be overwhelmed by this spirited approach, something which is not necessarily a sign of their weakness, but simply a reaction to the ardent intensity of passion. Aries loves to experiment and to take things to the limit, so, roll over Kama Sutra, the Aries lover is writing it all from scratch!
Admirers should be aware of your need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, you're so big") and praise for performance—even, or especially, when not particularly warranted—will get anyone a long way with the Aries lover.

Seriously, though, it would not hurt for some ardent Ariens to actually take the time to discover some more sensitive approaches to the art of love. A glance through a manual or two, especially in the company of a lover, can lead to new highs and lingering climaxes that may extend the limit far beyond the boundaries of imagination.



Your sexuality is strong and deep, though not necessarily electric on the surface. Sensual, but conservative, you prefer a cosy courtship, replete with good food and wine in copious quantities. Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and desire, you are strikingly attractive, in a somewhat statuesque way. Your sensuality and readiness to please make you a desirable partner for one who seeks a solid, secure and long-lasting relationship.

You have a marked fondness for all pleasures of the senses, but, of course, do not give yourself lightly to mere passing fancies. This reflects your great strength and loyalty. Elegant, erotic Venus stimulates your earthy appetites, which can be voracious when awakened. Indeed, your sexuality is more readily aroused when your appetite for edibles has been assuaged. Let's get first things first! Taurus has hungers and can be quite methodical in the satisfaction thereof. The pathway to the connubial bed is strewn with foodstuffs...

A tender meeting of like minds over a delicious repast, combined with fine wine and luscious music, in a secure environment where nothing unexpected is likely to occur is your ideal scenario for seduction. Taurus, however, is straight-forward and down-to-earth in sexual matters. A no-nonsense approach is favoured and too much verbalising, or complex fantasising is not really Taurus's thing. Music or other forms of sensual, non-verbal expression will strike a chord in the Taurean nature.

Admirers should be aware that having opened the floodgates of passion, Taurus can be both insatiable and possessive and Taurean emotions will be trifled with at your peril. The great side of this is that Taurus is intensely loyal and makes a caring, life-long partner, who will seek to provide for and satisfy your needs (so long as they are sure that the food supply is in no danger of running out...)



Your sexuality is, well, shall we say, fickle? Let's face it, you do blow hot and cold (sometimes even at the same time, a feat not easily appreciable by the non-Geminian...). You love adventure and intrigue and will take all manner of risks in the runaround involved with your urgent desire to avoid boredom. Ruled by Mercury, the god (among other things) of tricksters and thieves, you are far from straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Your penchant for variety and need for constant stimulation often finds you the strangest bedfellows. The main requirement is verbal communication. If they can talk, they can talk you into it (and vice versa). Your greatest aphrodisiac is a partner (or partners) with a flashing wit, quick mind and tolerant appreciation of your sparkling insights and observations of the bizarre trends in human behaviour.

Sexually you are adventurous and will try anything that is exciting, new, or off the beaten track. So long as it involves another stimulating item to add to your repertoire, just about any sexual height can be attained, providing that it does not become habitual.

You tend to be ambi-sexual and are not unduly averse to multiple partners of either sex, should they fit the needs of the moment and spark up one or another side of your often contradictory nature.

Admirers should be aware that your dual nature may not be satisfied with just one partner. You are tolerant of most things (including infidelity, but excepting dullness!) and you expect the same tolerance that you allow others.



Your vein of sexuality runs deep, but follows a path strewn with obstacles (often of your own making). You are profoundly emotional and deeply sensitive, so you build a hard shell around your heart to protect it from the slings and arrows of fortune, especially those flung by those less sensitive who do not understand how wounding their ostensibly trivial actions can be. Ruled by the Moon, you tend to flow with the tides and are very reflective of your environment.

You can be quite sexually creative, when your need for security has been satisfied. You love variety, but can be reluctant to make the first move. Your sexuality is primarily directed toward the satisfaction of the other and you will generally go along with whatever that other cares to do, so long as he or she is sympathetic and considerate of your feelings.

Emotions run high in the Cancerian soul. Things can get pretty steamy in there, for there is a conflict between your desire for emotional security and a need for creative expression, either or both of which may be stimulated by the right partner (or partners).

Sometimes the Cancerian shell is so thick, that you simply use others for your own satisfaction, unless they can figure out a way to break through your armour. In so doing, they may be overwhelmed by the sheer emotional torrent that is released.

Cancer is moody. Admirers may find it hard to deal with your inexplicable changes, so the best thing to do is to make a conscious effort to work on the positive side of any upsetting situation. Admirers should also know that making you the centre of their attention and dealing with your mother fixation by complimenting and spoiling you rotten is the best way to achieve their desires.



Your sexuality is powerful. The solar fire of the Sun rules your nature, so your whole personality is dynamic and attractive to others. There is no shortage of those who long to bask in your solar warmth!

You do prefer to be the centre of attention in any situation and the bedroom mazurka is no different. You are open to any manner of sexual interaction that clearly demonstrates your own desirability and rightful place at the centre of things.

You are not really all that sexually imaginative, however, so a tryst or two with a flighty Sagittarian, or a sly Gemini, or an ardent Aries could awaken unsuspected sides of your sexuality. Having awakened, however, you are a strong and loyal lover, who is prepared to go as far as the road takes you, although you recoil from things which are personally degrading, or perceived to be beneath your dignity.

You are supremely loyal and protective, so long as your rulership is acknowledged by the rest of the pride, but you do require appropriate ego-massage.

Admirers should be aware of this need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your lips are so gorgeous and your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, your muscles are magnificent, so masculine") and vocal praise for performance (even, or especially, when not particularly warranted) will get anyone a long way with the Leo lover.

Anyone who wishes to make it with Leo must never undermine the leonine dignity, or they will surely suffer the claws of the cat.



Your sexuality is delicate and fastidious. The way to your heart is through your head. While you can intellectually assent to any number of unusual or unorthodox views and positions on any number of subjects, in practice you are pretty conservative and hard-headed when it comes to relationships, particularly when sex is involved. You can easily become cynical.

You are not the most highly sexed sign of the zodiac, but you are perhaps the most intellectual. At the same time, being an Earth Sign, ruled by the planet Mercury (the messenger of the gods and the ruler of intellect and communication), you like to keep a critical eye on the proceedings with a view to not letting things get out of hand. You will experiment with a good grace, especially if convinced that you can trust your partner not to make too much of a mess, or leave things in total disarray, but basically you prefer a more refined form of sexual relationship, wherein sex has its place (in the bedroom) and decorum rules.

A meeting of minds is what you really prefer, although this is not to say that you never get horny. The more adventurous amongst you will throw caution to the winds for a while as you sow your oats, but will invariably need to return to your own ordered spaces to consider and categorise the experience.

Admirers must realise that Virgo can be quite spectacularly moody and may lash out with a sharp tongue if an affront be perceived, but can be assured that if they are well-presented and trustworthy, you will respond well to the slow but steady approach.

In the art of lovemaking, you present a slow-burning fuse that, once properly lit, ignites an explosion of white heat which can take a while to cool down. Moreover, you can be a devoted and caring partner for someone with whom you feel an intellectual rapport and whose mind you respect.



Your sexuality is responsive, yet very much subject to the nature of the environment. A natural partner, your need to relate makes you eager to please, but can see you often looking for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and of lovers, you have impeccable taste and are widely considered attractive, yet you can be coquettish and even devious in the pursuit of your desires. You can be somewhat narcissistic at times and respond readily to praise and flattery.

Your ego is a little fragile, so you respond to reassurance and appreciation of your good taste (in say, your appearance, body parts, clothes, art, interior design and so on). You love to be admired and are more than a little exhibitionistic. You will go along with most things, particularly if they present you in your best light.

You seek to please your partner and tend to view lovemaking as an art at which, of course, you excel. Creating the right environment for love is very important and a failure to do so on the part of a prospective partner will most likely lead to your rapid, though decorous, retreat.

You respond and relate to things of beauty and generally prefer artifice to unadorned nature. You also love to explore the pleasures of love with a partner (though, of course, in the absence of same, there's always your own sure touch...).

Admirers should be aware of your need for reassurance, your love of sensual pleasure and beautiful things—and that flattery will get them anywhere.



Your sexuality is deep, all-consuming and intense. You seek transformation through the sexual experience, which you never undertake lightly. Ruled by Mars, the god of primitive action and Pluto the lord of the underworld, you mix primal passion with a profound need to uncover the mysteries of life and death, including and especially sexual ones. Your emotions run deep and your faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so your antennae can prick up and pick out a prospective partner at first sight.

Scorpio rules the generative organs and so you have no doubt grown up with a heightened sense of the fascination, not to say fear and loathing, with which lesser mortals view sexuality and Scorpio sexuality in particular. You are seen as sexually dynamic, threatening, voracious, insatiable, overwhelming and generally mysterious. This is of course not without foundation and you have been known to take advantage of this fascination, rather like a snake hypnotising a bird before devouring it.

However, you fundamentally need to get to the very bottom of everything, so that you may transform and transmute yourself through the harnessing of natural energies. Sexual activity comes naturally to you, although some seek to repress and transform the sexual scorpion into the eagle of high spirituality. You mix fire with water to create a steamy swamp of overheated passion and desire.

Anything is acceptable in your sensual world, for you are interested in the end, not the means. If it blows your mind, or it expands your sexual repertoire, or enables you to exert your dominance, it will be fine by you.

Admirers should be ready and willing to be consumed, if they wish to get the best from you. Also, if they are looking for some powerful sexual pleasure, they need look no further.



Your sexuality is lively, lusty and adventurous. You love to break new ground, in sexual encounters as in everything else and you are quite willing to go for what you want. Ruled by Jupiter, the grand leader of the gods, you are expansive and all-encompassing in your tastes and interests.

You are uninhibited, ready to make love on impulse and not impressed with delaying tactics, or feeble, wimpy attempts to win your favour.

The most important issue for you is truth and honesty. You hate intolerance in all its forms (how's that for logic...?) and you are as open about your desires and sexual needs as you are about everything else.

Guilt and shame are foreign to your sexual persona and you do not have much patience with more convoluted souls in these matters. Lusty Sagittarius lays the cards on the table (and that might be a good place to get started...!).

Most people find you disarmingly friendly and you appreciate openness in return. Sex for you is fun and can be a doorway into higher awareness. You are anything but conservative in sexual matters and you are a sucker for the new and exotic, especially things redolent of adventure and far-away places.

Admirers should take note that making plans for travel at the drop of a hat, or intimate accounts of personal experiences in foreign parts will get your juices running. This should be followed immediately by passionate sex before the urge ebbs away..



Your sexuality is powerful and always thrumming just below the surface. Unfortunately, in your youth you tend to allow others to take the initiative, though this changes as you get older and become more self-confident.

Your insecurities can hold you back, though you have inner strength and a load of ambition. Ruled by Saturn, the god of karma and restraint, you may be frustrated in the pursuit of your desires, yet have the ability to keep pushing out the envelope until you finally achieve your goal.

The Goat is a randy beast, so despite your self-consciousness, you have deep-seated desires that somehow just keep thrusting up to the surface. You are open to sexual experiment, but as a rule, prefer not to take the initiative until you are sure of your ground.

You are fundamentally loyal and need a suitably supportive partner to whom you will remain faithful, once you have committed yourself. However, should that person prove unfaithful, the green eyed demon of jealousy will emerge with a vengeance.

Some Capricorns are sexually repressed and can appear frigid or disinterested. This can be overcome by a caring partner who is prepared spend some time and delicate experimentation finding out what turns you on.

For example, oral stimulation may just be the trigger to wake your sleeping beauty! Once awoken, she is hard to shut down again, so admirers should realise that Capricorn is really in it for the long haul, even when apparently undergoing a more promiscuous stage.



Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox. You are experimental and love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters, which you often undergo, for you are not afraid to follow your desires.

Ruled by Uranus, the unconventional god of the sky, you always aim high and wild, although your co-ruler, Saturn, the god of karma and restriction, usually keeps your feet firmly on the ground.

An unconventional nature makes you impatient with less adventurous souls, while your powerful intellect propels you into original thought and desire to take things to the limit in unusual directions.

Your sex-drive is not unduly strong, yet your need to explore and be stimulated sometimes gives others the impression that your desires are rampant! Be that as it may, you are open to all forms of experimentation (in the search for new knowledge) and the field of sexuality and relationships is no exception. You are attracted to partners with interesting and unconventional minds (and bodies) and if their sexuality is unconventional, well you'll play along at least until you've extracted a new chapter for your own personal x-files..

You are a sucker for anything that breaks new ground. You are however able to view your body's activities in quite a detached light, something that partners find difficult to understand. Admirers should be aware of your need for experimentation and, from time to time, need for solitude to recharge your batteries.



Your sexuality is fantasy-driven and dynamite when stoked by the right mixture of wish-fulfilment, appropriate environment and emotional stimulation (not to mention drugs and alcohol!). You tend to idealise your partner, often mistaking your responses to archetypal pattern-fixations for the genuine article. This is astro-babble for the fact that you allow your imaginative emotions to cloud your judgement when it comes to sexual attraction. You are deeply intuitive and sympathetic, but can be easily deceived by those who fit your fantasy patterns.

Your personality is complex. Spiritual depth rides with a proclivity for fantasy and self-deception or deception of others. Sexually you are ambivalent, with a need for love and reassurance vying with an almost masochistic urge to be dominated. You are sexually adventurous and willing to experiment, so long as you feel secure with a partner (or partners), or if you have been subjugated to a stronger will.

You love sensitivity and are quite artistic, though sometimes unduly fixated upon the negative or dark aspects of your sex life. You readily follow others into the pleasures of some new experience and get hot when your emotional and archetypal streams are tapped.

Your empathy with others and desire to please means that you often respond to sexual advances before they have become much more than a gleam in the eye of the prospect! Admirers should be aware of your need for protection and a firm structure to prevent you from drowning the in sea of emotion. You love to help those in need and prefer to be with a stronger person with whom you can explore the delights of your relationship. An appeal to sympathy will get anyone a long way with the Pisces lover.

Scuttlebutt and Prattle... always at your services ;)

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Hoppin Hottness Sex Moves

Part One

New series!! Hoppin Hott Sex Moves that will have you both begging for more!

We will share 10 a week.... Let us know what you think, if you've tried and if you wanna try! *winks*

Robert Whitman

Pop quiz: When is your body best primed to get busy? If you’re thinking Um, right now? you’re our kind of girl... and you’re totally correct.

So why not make the most of that healthy lust? We checked in with top experts to get the best booty tricks you may not have tried yet. Work your way down the list in succession or mix and match moves custom-made for his package. Either way, let the games begin.


1. Have a naughty-movie marathon. Rent a bunch of flicks with famously steamy sex scenes. How could you not get inspired?

Prattle: Yes! Or even make your own vid of those scenes all together... hehehe..
Scuttlebutt: Yeah! Just be careful where you put that vid or who sees it or else you will see your self as a Paris Hilton! And you wouldn't want that, huh?

2. Intensify his orgasm by placing two fingers an inch behind his balls and feeling for a dent (the perineum, a big pleasure trigger). For the last 30 seconds before he comes, massage the spot in a circular motion.

Prattle: How do you know when it's the last 30 seconds?? I've got a 2 second notice at the max!
Scuttlebutt: Maybe you can start the massage 30 seconds before you want it to be over? *grins*


3. Tie two or three knots in a nylon stocking, and gently wrap it (don’t tie it) around the base of his penis so it’s snug but still has some give. The compression makes him even more sensitive, and the knots stimulate your clitoris as you move in girl-on-top.

Prattle: *makes note to get more stockings*
Scuttlebutt: Don't use used stockings please! Might get smelly! *giggles*

4. Put a small mirror out to the side, parallel to his body, while you’re going down on him — he’ll have an eye-popping view.

Prattle: Hmmm... whose going to hold the mirror?
Scuttlebutt: Thats a good question! Cause doing the deed and holding the mirror is no fun! Maybe find a flat spot where you can just place it?


5. To make his orgasm explosive, gently squeeze the base of his penis for five seconds before he comes, then release.

Prattle: Here again we have the timing issue...
Scuttlebutt: Yeah! What if I just think he is about to come? What if I start squeezing and nothing happens? I bet its gonna be annoying as hell after 3 or 4 times! *smirks*

6. Close your eyes and masturbate in front of him. It’s a turn-on because he’ll feel like the only viewer of a private porn show.

Prattle: I have to close my eyes anyway when I do this...
Scuttlebutt: *covers eyes with hands* When you do what?


7. Text your man racy one-word messages that, when strung together, hint at what you want him to do to you that night.

Prattle: This could get confusing! I don't know.. I might have to just text the whole thing so I don't confuse myself!
Scuttlebutt: What about using keywords? Like... you, me, eat, candle, wine, f***, sleep? Would that be a turn on too?

8. Make a playlist of sultry songs, and set it to shuffle during sex. Change up your pace and mood to match each new tune.

Prattle: Not a bad idea... Like a "mix tape" for adults... a "MIXXX tape" bwahahahahahaha!
Scuttlebutt: Hahahaha!


9. Buy a small, bullet-shaped vibrator that has a remote operation. Hold it over your clitoris, and hand him the controls.

Prattle: I him too much control!
Scuttlebutt: Are you talking about control? *snorts* Lemme just tell you one letter! V! Bwahaha!

10. While your man is hard, use one hand to push his penis up toward his stomach. Lick the underside of his shaft by keeping your tongue flat and moving your head from side to side to cover more surface area.

Prattle: Oooooh, yes.. he likes that...
Scuttlebutt: Just don't move your head too fast cause he might think you're having a seizure!

Well, that's about it for today! Tell us what you think! Or maybe... DON'T tell us what you think! (trying to work the reverse psychology thingy).

Scuttlebutt and Prattle... as always... at your services *wink*