Monday, June 7, 2010

Attack of the Nosy Neibhbors!!

Hello there! :)

Wishing you all a nice week and may it pass as fast as you like! (very very fast in Scuttlebutt's case...)

Today we present to you a very dear Twitter friend...

Iam1HotMess aka Cyn aka....


1. We know what we call you... What would you like us to call you?
Hmmmm I think "Your Highness" works!! JK you can call me Cyn

Prattle: Your Highness *deep curtsy*
Scuttlebutt: *bows* ...your Highness... *giggles*

2. How old are you or how old do you want us to think you are?

I am 17 and I have been 17 for a while, LOL I am 43 BB's

Prattle: Bwhahahaha! At lest you havn't been 17 for almost 100 years!
Scuttlebutt: Hello pretty cougar *grins*

3. When is your Birthday & what is your star sign?

My Birthday is Jan 27 and I am an Aquarius WOOT!

Prattle: Aaah, that explains a lot! *giggles*

Uranus is the ruling planet and the element is Air. The shades of blue, gray and pink are the lucky colors. A shade of orange promotes love and romance. The numbers 1, 2 and 4 are the lucky numbers and the best day of the week is Saturday. Opal, Garnet, Sapphire and Black Pearl are the lucky stones. "Fox" is the animal symbol of this sign. One of the virtues of an Aquarian is the critical thinking ability. They are independent and emotional by nature. The characteristics that an Aquarian should avoid include fixed ideas, inflexibility and rebelliousness. An Aquarian is most compatible with Gemini and Libra and least with Taurus, Leo and Scorpio.

Scuttlebutt: Your Highness... *cough*... I mean Cyn... Damon/Ian is a Saggitarius (figures) so he might not be the most compatible star sign BUT (!) make sure to meet him on a Saturday, while wearing a blue jean, a grey tee and a pink bra *snorts* and of course dont forget your saphire earings! Oh, and since one of your lucky numbers is the nr. 2, you should have 2 friends with you! Me and Prattle! OK? Teheeee...

Prattle: You're more wordy than I am today Scuttle! *laughs!*
Scuttlebutt: Yeah, and I think I'm full of shit too! LOL

4. Do you like cats or dogs? And why?

I like them both. Cats can be so aloof and can maintain themselves pretty much BUT then a dog is like you're best friend
waiting for you to come and showers with love and affection, *wipes tears* I miss my dog Jake a lot, He was a bad ass Akita ,love you boy!


Prattle: Awww... *wipes own tear* My parents and I have had to put down 3 doggies that we loved very much. It's like losing a family member..
Scuttlebutt: *wipes tears aways* I don't even wanna think about my Dahlia not being there when I get home... *sobs*

5. What is your favorite movie and/or book?

Fave movie is SPEED with Keanu and fave book is Mr. Brown can Moo can you?? No joke I love that book!

Prattle: Mmmmmm, Keanu.... My kids love that book too! I like the Junie B Jones books, they are great fun to read!
Scuttlebutt: Speed? Really? Thats rather interesting. You adventurous thang! *grins* I have never heard of that book!
Prattle: It's a great children s book by Dr. Seuss..Like all his other books! Here is an overview from Review

Oh, the wonderful things Mr. Brown can do! In this "Book of Wonderful Noises," Mr. Brown struts his stuff, as he imitates everything from popping corks to horse feet ("pop pop pop pop" and "klopp klopp klopp," respectively) while inviting everyone to join him in the fun. Young readers who are still learning their sounds and letters will get a wacky workout as they follow along with the very serious-looking, squinty-eyed Mr. Brown. Whether it's eggs frying in a pan or a hippo chewing gum, the skillful Mr. Brown just keeps topping himself, with a "sizzle sizzle" or a "grum grum grum." "Mr. Brown is so smart he can even do this: he can even make a noise like a goldfish kiss!... pip!" As usual, the words and pictures of Dr. Seuss make reading (and making all sorts of funny noises) impossible to resist. Mr. Brown Can Moo! Can You? will stay fresh through many a giggling reading. --Paul Hughes"

Scuttlebutt: *giggles* That really sounds like FUN!

6. What countries have you visited?

IN RL or in my dreams?? Sadly I have not gone outside of the US *pouts* But I would love to travel to Greece to meet you Sax!! *muwahs*

Prattle:*pats Scuttles hand*
Scuttlebutt: *jumps up and down* Yes! Yes! Yes! You toooootally should!!!!!!!

7. Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?
One Tattoo, it is the swansong from Led Zeppelin on my L front shoulder but I want to get more
and get my nose pierced, maybe after I move??

Prattle: Nice! We got details this time Scuttle!
Scuttlebutt: AWESOME!!! Yes we did dear Prattle! And you totally should pierce your nose! Totally!

8. What super-power would you most like to have, and why?

Invisibility!!! SO I can do whatever I want whenever I want and not have to hear a crap about it,
yeah def would want to invisible at times LOL

Prattle: You're a little sneak pot, aren't you??
Scuttlebutt: *giggles* Invisibility is great! And if one could combine it with teleportation... hummmm... *thinks of teleporting myself to Dean's bedroom... while being invisible... sees Dean in bed... alone... ooops! hears some noise in the bathroom... peeks through the door... sees a little skank!! WTF??? Why is this little bitch ruining my imagination??? Bitchslaps little skank until she runs screaming out of the room... crawls under the covers... *cough cough*... Umm... Uhhh... where were we???
Prattle: And me into Gerry's.....wherever! No modesty there!
Scuttlebutt: *looks at you worried* What? No comment about my daydreaming and babbling?
Prattle: *shakes head* nope! doing some of my own! *giggles!*

9. Name one thing that not many people know about you.

That I am ANAL about being on time!!! If I am like 1 minute late for something I get all sweaty
and hyper and start apologizing my ass off for being late, *smh* I think I need therapy, thanks Dad!! My father was always running late!!

Prattle: I think I always run late too... and I'm pretty sure my kids will need therapy just for being my kids!! LMAO!
Scuttlebutt: Bwahahaha!! Come on! That cant be??? I am NEVER on time! I mean NEVER! EVER!

10. Whats the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?

THINK??? Are you serious?? Who the fuck thinks about things in the morning?? My brain is
on auto pilot until at least noon!!!

Prattle: Good point Your Highness! I have to have at least 2 cups of coffee before my motor gets running..
Scuttlebutt: True...true... Her Highness has a point here Prattle.

11. If you could go to one place in the world, where would it be?

The island on #LOST so I could be with my one true love Jack *sigh*

Prattle: I still think of him as Charlie from Party of Five! :)
Scuttlebutt: Who is Charlie from Party of Five? Is he as hot as Jack? Cyn... *shocked* JACK?? What about Damon?
Prattle: He is Jack, but younger..early 20's.. yummy and a little scruffy!
Scuttlebutt: Aaaahh!! Well.. Jack looks always good!

12. Do you prefer shaven ... or unshaven?

Me or men?? LOL I love the scruff on my neck, my chest, my stomach, between my thighs *quivers* Hey YOU
asked me!!!!

Prattle: You have scruff on your neck? *checks your pic to determine gender*
Scuttlebutt: And on your chest too?? Have you ever heard of waxing???
Prattle: *coughs coffee out* There's laser hair removal too you know.. and hormone therapy!
Scuttlebutt: *gigglesnorts*

13. On a deserted island, what one thing would you bring?

Just ONE thing??? Hmmmmmmm..*taps finger on chin* My laptop so I can tweet LOL

Prattle: Yes *nods head* just one thing...
Scuttlebutt: You need therapy, you know that... right? *grins*
Prattle: #twitteraddict

14. If you could see in black and white and one other color, what would it be?

RED, b/c red is the color of all things hot and sexy *grins*


Prattle: Woooohooo! *puts finger on back side and makes sizzling noise*
Scuttlebutt: *giggles and touches Prattles back side burning my fingers*

Red: Red has more personal associations than any other color. Recognized as a stimulant red is inherently exciting and the amount of red is directly related to the level of energy perceived. Red draws attention and a keen use of red as an accent can immediately focus attention on a particular element.

How the color red affects us mentally and physically
* Increases enthusiasm
* Stimulates energy
* Encourages action and confidence
* A sense of protection from fears and anxiety

15. Standing or on all fours?

Def standing BIG fan of #TeamWallFuck LOL

Prattle: But what about the middle of the floor?
Scuttlebutt: What has Fuck to do with floor cleaning? *innocent face*
Prattle: I'm wondering what fucking has to do with floor cleaning! Wouldn't that just make more of a mess???

16. Hard and fast or soft and slow?

Mmmmmmmm start me out soft and slow and then finish me hard and fast and don't forget to pull my hair and smack my ass in between ............

Prattle: You want your hair pulled and your ass smacked in a rain storm??
Scuttlebutt: Aaaahahahahahhahaaaaaaa!!!! ROFL!!

17. What is your favorite food to bring to bed - strawberries, chocolate, whip cream?

Well ALL three b/c you have to dip the strawberries in the chocolate and cover the tip with whip cream and slowly savor the moment as you lick the whip cream from your man's.... and....whoops!! I am such a perv,everything makes me think of sex *smh*

Prattle:*covers eyes*
Scuttlebutt: *notes to take all the above with me next time I teleport and visit Dean invisibly*
Prattle: *sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALA!
Scuttlebutt: Whats wrong Prattle? Are you shocked? Or did Cyn created naughty images you cant handle? *giggles*
Prattle: Handle?? Pfft.... I was protecting my innocent ears and eyes... I've never seen the like!
Scuttlebutt: Never, eh? *smirks*

18. Ever had sex at work??????

Not at my current job but when I was 19 and worked at BK (burger king) we did it on the front counter, man I always smiled
when I had to "work" the front counter and take orders LOL

Prattle: *makes note to not eat at Burger King anymore...giggles*
Scuttlebutt: Wwwwoooooooottt!!! LOL
Prattle: gives a new meaning to "getting it your way"... and "whopper"..

19. What is your favorite curse word?

FUCK I love that word, it's so expressive and can be used many ways like FUCK you, FUCK me, I'm fucked, I fucking love you man, what the FUCK?? See what I mean ladies??

Prattle: Yes wise one.. a word with many definitions!
Scuttlebutt: Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck! *giggles*

20. What is the funniest or the most awkward sexual experience you've had?

OMG me and the DH were getting busy in the kitchen one night and my son comes down the stairs (thank gawd I heard him) and the DH shoves me off his lap and I landed under the kitchen table and he's still sitting in the chair. Those were the good old days!! *sigh*

Prattle: D'oh!
Scuttlebutt: Bwaahahahaa!!! Oh dear God! You poor thing were laying on the floor? Oh me! *laughs and hugs you* Better days will come honey!!!! Don't forget that!! The end to one thing, is the beginning to another!!
Prattle: Did your son see you????

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Toilie said...

LOL Love this!!!! Cant wait to see who is next!!

fayezeewayzee said...

I just have one I'm scrolling up to the pic of the guy in the red shirt...with his mouth slightly open...just staring...wanting to bite that bottom lip...O...sorry...I was drifting off there for a moment. I just have one question. How am I supposed to ever go into a Burger King again?! teeheehee! ;0)