Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Star signs and Sex!

Good morning friends!

We are back today to tell you the characteristics of zodiac signs related to ... SEX!

Moving along...

Aries

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Your sexuality is hot and intense. Like a blowtorch, you heat up rapidly and like a firecracker, you explode in a blaze of fire and sparks.

You love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters and you are not afraid to go after what you want. Ruled by Mars, the god of warriors, you are straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Pursuit is the key word here. You love the thrill of the chase and thrive on the smell of danger. You avidly respond to the challenge of dominating some new quarry.
The downside of this is that, without constant stimulation, you become rather bored with what you perceive to be conquered territory. Your Ram's ego must be constantly fed—and the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence!

You are a sucker for anything new and exciting, especially anything ego-boosting. You also love to initiate others into the pleasures of some new experience. The merest sniff of nubile virginity seeking awakening sends you into lathers of eager anticipation.

In the art of lovemaking, the Arien is enthusiastic and adventurous. Partners can sometimes be overwhelmed by this spirited approach, something which is not necessarily a sign of their weakness, but simply a reaction to the ardent intensity of passion. Aries loves to experiment and to take things to the limit, so, roll over Kama Sutra, the Aries lover is writing it all from scratch!
Admirers should be aware of your need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, you're so big") and praise for performance—even, or especially, when not particularly warranted—will get anyone a long way with the Aries lover.

Seriously, though, it would not hurt for some ardent Ariens to actually take the time to discover some more sensitive approaches to the art of love. A glance through a manual or two, especially in the company of a lover, can lead to new highs and lingering climaxes that may extend the limit far beyond the boundaries of imagination.

Taurus

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Your sexuality is strong and deep, though not necessarily electric on the surface. Sensual, but conservative, you prefer a cosy courtship, replete with good food and wine in copious quantities. Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and desire, you are strikingly attractive, in a somewhat statuesque way. Your sensuality and readiness to please make you a desirable partner for one who seeks a solid, secure and long-lasting relationship.

You have a marked fondness for all pleasures of the senses, but, of course, do not give yourself lightly to mere passing fancies. This reflects your great strength and loyalty. Elegant, erotic Venus stimulates your earthy appetites, which can be voracious when awakened. Indeed, your sexuality is more readily aroused when your appetite for edibles has been assuaged. Let's get first things first! Taurus has hungers and can be quite methodical in the satisfaction thereof. The pathway to the connubial bed is strewn with foodstuffs...

A tender meeting of like minds over a delicious repast, combined with fine wine and luscious music, in a secure environment where nothing unexpected is likely to occur is your ideal scenario for seduction. Taurus, however, is straight-forward and down-to-earth in sexual matters. A no-nonsense approach is favoured and too much verbalising, or complex fantasising is not really Taurus's thing. Music or other forms of sensual, non-verbal expression will strike a chord in the Taurean nature.

Admirers should be aware that having opened the floodgates of passion, Taurus can be both insatiable and possessive and Taurean emotions will be trifled with at your peril. The great side of this is that Taurus is intensely loyal and makes a caring, life-long partner, who will seek to provide for and satisfy your needs (so long as they are sure that the food supply is in no danger of running out...)

Gemini

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Your sexuality is, well, shall we say, fickle? Let's face it, you do blow hot and cold (sometimes even at the same time, a feat not easily appreciable by the non-Geminian...). You love adventure and intrigue and will take all manner of risks in the runaround involved with your urgent desire to avoid boredom. Ruled by Mercury, the god (among other things) of tricksters and thieves, you are far from straightforward and uncomplicated in the pursuit of your desires.

Your penchant for variety and need for constant stimulation often finds you the strangest bedfellows. The main requirement is verbal communication. If they can talk, they can talk you into it (and vice versa). Your greatest aphrodisiac is a partner (or partners) with a flashing wit, quick mind and tolerant appreciation of your sparkling insights and observations of the bizarre trends in human behaviour.

Sexually you are adventurous and will try anything that is exciting, new, or off the beaten track. So long as it involves another stimulating item to add to your repertoire, just about any sexual height can be attained, providing that it does not become habitual.

You tend to be ambi-sexual and are not unduly averse to multiple partners of either sex, should they fit the needs of the moment and spark up one or another side of your often contradictory nature.

Admirers should be aware that your dual nature may not be satisfied with just one partner. You are tolerant of most things (including infidelity, but excepting dullness!) and you expect the same tolerance that you allow others.

Cancer

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Your vein of sexuality runs deep, but follows a path strewn with obstacles (often of your own making). You are profoundly emotional and deeply sensitive, so you build a hard shell around your heart to protect it from the slings and arrows of fortune, especially those flung by those less sensitive who do not understand how wounding their ostensibly trivial actions can be. Ruled by the Moon, you tend to flow with the tides and are very reflective of your environment.

You can be quite sexually creative, when your need for security has been satisfied. You love variety, but can be reluctant to make the first move. Your sexuality is primarily directed toward the satisfaction of the other and you will generally go along with whatever that other cares to do, so long as he or she is sympathetic and considerate of your feelings.

Emotions run high in the Cancerian soul. Things can get pretty steamy in there, for there is a conflict between your desire for emotional security and a need for creative expression, either or both of which may be stimulated by the right partner (or partners).

Sometimes the Cancerian shell is so thick, that you simply use others for your own satisfaction, unless they can figure out a way to break through your armour. In so doing, they may be overwhelmed by the sheer emotional torrent that is released.

Cancer is moody. Admirers may find it hard to deal with your inexplicable changes, so the best thing to do is to make a conscious effort to work on the positive side of any upsetting situation. Admirers should also know that making you the centre of their attention and dealing with your mother fixation by complimenting and spoiling you rotten is the best way to achieve their desires.

Leo

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Your sexuality is powerful. The solar fire of the Sun rules your nature, so your whole personality is dynamic and attractive to others. There is no shortage of those who long to bask in your solar warmth!

You do prefer to be the centre of attention in any situation and the bedroom mazurka is no different. You are open to any manner of sexual interaction that clearly demonstrates your own desirability and rightful place at the centre of things.

You are not really all that sexually imaginative, however, so a tryst or two with a flighty Sagittarian, or a sly Gemini, or an ardent Aries could awaken unsuspected sides of your sexuality. Having awakened, however, you are a strong and loyal lover, who is prepared to go as far as the road takes you, although you recoil from things which are personally degrading, or perceived to be beneath your dignity.

You are supremely loyal and protective, so long as your rulership is acknowledged by the rest of the pride, but you do require appropriate ego-massage.

Admirers should be aware of this need for ego-reinforcement. Ego-massage ("God, your lips are so gorgeous and your breasts drive me wild", or "Mmmm, your muscles are magnificent, so masculine") and vocal praise for performance (even, or especially, when not particularly warranted) will get anyone a long way with the Leo lover.

Anyone who wishes to make it with Leo must never undermine the leonine dignity, or they will surely suffer the claws of the cat.

Virgo

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Your sexuality is delicate and fastidious. The way to your heart is through your head. While you can intellectually assent to any number of unusual or unorthodox views and positions on any number of subjects, in practice you are pretty conservative and hard-headed when it comes to relationships, particularly when sex is involved. You can easily become cynical.

You are not the most highly sexed sign of the zodiac, but you are perhaps the most intellectual. At the same time, being an Earth Sign, ruled by the planet Mercury (the messenger of the gods and the ruler of intellect and communication), you like to keep a critical eye on the proceedings with a view to not letting things get out of hand. You will experiment with a good grace, especially if convinced that you can trust your partner not to make too much of a mess, or leave things in total disarray, but basically you prefer a more refined form of sexual relationship, wherein sex has its place (in the bedroom) and decorum rules.

A meeting of minds is what you really prefer, although this is not to say that you never get horny. The more adventurous amongst you will throw caution to the winds for a while as you sow your oats, but will invariably need to return to your own ordered spaces to consider and categorise the experience.

Admirers must realise that Virgo can be quite spectacularly moody and may lash out with a sharp tongue if an affront be perceived, but can be assured that if they are well-presented and trustworthy, you will respond well to the slow but steady approach.

In the art of lovemaking, you present a slow-burning fuse that, once properly lit, ignites an explosion of white heat which can take a while to cool down. Moreover, you can be a devoted and caring partner for someone with whom you feel an intellectual rapport and whose mind you respect.

Libra

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Your sexuality is responsive, yet very much subject to the nature of the environment. A natural partner, your need to relate makes you eager to please, but can see you often looking for someone more satisfactory somewhere else.

Ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty and of lovers, you have impeccable taste and are widely considered attractive, yet you can be coquettish and even devious in the pursuit of your desires. You can be somewhat narcissistic at times and respond readily to praise and flattery.

Your ego is a little fragile, so you respond to reassurance and appreciation of your good taste (in say, your appearance, body parts, clothes, art, interior design and so on). You love to be admired and are more than a little exhibitionistic. You will go along with most things, particularly if they present you in your best light.

You seek to please your partner and tend to view lovemaking as an art at which, of course, you excel. Creating the right environment for love is very important and a failure to do so on the part of a prospective partner will most likely lead to your rapid, though decorous, retreat.

You respond and relate to things of beauty and generally prefer artifice to unadorned nature. You also love to explore the pleasures of love with a partner (though, of course, in the absence of same, there's always your own sure touch...).

Admirers should be aware of your need for reassurance, your love of sensual pleasure and beautiful things—and that flattery will get them anywhere.

Scorpio

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Your sexuality is deep, all-consuming and intense. You seek transformation through the sexual experience, which you never undertake lightly. Ruled by Mars, the god of primitive action and Pluto the lord of the underworld, you mix primal passion with a profound need to uncover the mysteries of life and death, including and especially sexual ones. Your emotions run deep and your faculty of intuition is remarkably accurate, so your antennae can prick up and pick out a prospective partner at first sight.

Scorpio rules the generative organs and so you have no doubt grown up with a heightened sense of the fascination, not to say fear and loathing, with which lesser mortals view sexuality and Scorpio sexuality in particular. You are seen as sexually dynamic, threatening, voracious, insatiable, overwhelming and generally mysterious. This is of course not without foundation and you have been known to take advantage of this fascination, rather like a snake hypnotising a bird before devouring it.

However, you fundamentally need to get to the very bottom of everything, so that you may transform and transmute yourself through the harnessing of natural energies. Sexual activity comes naturally to you, although some seek to repress and transform the sexual scorpion into the eagle of high spirituality. You mix fire with water to create a steamy swamp of overheated passion and desire.

Anything is acceptable in your sensual world, for you are interested in the end, not the means. If it blows your mind, or it expands your sexual repertoire, or enables you to exert your dominance, it will be fine by you.

Admirers should be ready and willing to be consumed, if they wish to get the best from you. Also, if they are looking for some powerful sexual pleasure, they need look no further.

Sagittarius

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Your sexuality is lively, lusty and adventurous. You love to break new ground, in sexual encounters as in everything else and you are quite willing to go for what you want. Ruled by Jupiter, the grand leader of the gods, you are expansive and all-encompassing in your tastes and interests.

You are uninhibited, ready to make love on impulse and not impressed with delaying tactics, or feeble, wimpy attempts to win your favour.

The most important issue for you is truth and honesty. You hate intolerance in all its forms (how's that for logic...?) and you are as open about your desires and sexual needs as you are about everything else.

Guilt and shame are foreign to your sexual persona and you do not have much patience with more convoluted souls in these matters. Lusty Sagittarius lays the cards on the table (and that might be a good place to get started...!).

Most people find you disarmingly friendly and you appreciate openness in return. Sex for you is fun and can be a doorway into higher awareness. You are anything but conservative in sexual matters and you are a sucker for the new and exotic, especially things redolent of adventure and far-away places.

Admirers should take note that making plans for travel at the drop of a hat, or intimate accounts of personal experiences in foreign parts will get your juices running. This should be followed immediately by passionate sex before the urge ebbs away..

Capricorn

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Your sexuality is powerful and always thrumming just below the surface. Unfortunately, in your youth you tend to allow others to take the initiative, though this changes as you get older and become more self-confident.

Your insecurities can hold you back, though you have inner strength and a load of ambition. Ruled by Saturn, the god of karma and restraint, you may be frustrated in the pursuit of your desires, yet have the ability to keep pushing out the envelope until you finally achieve your goal.

The Goat is a randy beast, so despite your self-consciousness, you have deep-seated desires that somehow just keep thrusting up to the surface. You are open to sexual experiment, but as a rule, prefer not to take the initiative until you are sure of your ground.

You are fundamentally loyal and need a suitably supportive partner to whom you will remain faithful, once you have committed yourself. However, should that person prove unfaithful, the green eyed demon of jealousy will emerge with a vengeance.

Some Capricorns are sexually repressed and can appear frigid or disinterested. This can be overcome by a caring partner who is prepared spend some time and delicate experimentation finding out what turns you on.

For example, oral stimulation may just be the trigger to wake your sleeping beauty! Once awoken, she is hard to shut down again, so admirers should realise that Capricorn is really in it for the long haul, even when apparently undergoing a more promiscuous stage.

Aquarius

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Your sexuality is steady, yet unorthodox. You are experimental and love the unorthodox and the unusual in sexual encounters, which you often undergo, for you are not afraid to follow your desires.

Ruled by Uranus, the unconventional god of the sky, you always aim high and wild, although your co-ruler, Saturn, the god of karma and restriction, usually keeps your feet firmly on the ground.

An unconventional nature makes you impatient with less adventurous souls, while your powerful intellect propels you into original thought and desire to take things to the limit in unusual directions.

Your sex-drive is not unduly strong, yet your need to explore and be stimulated sometimes gives others the impression that your desires are rampant! Be that as it may, you are open to all forms of experimentation (in the search for new knowledge) and the field of sexuality and relationships is no exception. You are attracted to partners with interesting and unconventional minds (and bodies) and if their sexuality is unconventional, well you'll play along at least until you've extracted a new chapter for your own personal x-files..

You are a sucker for anything that breaks new ground. You are however able to view your body's activities in quite a detached light, something that partners find difficult to understand. Admirers should be aware of your need for experimentation and, from time to time, need for solitude to recharge your batteries.

Pisces

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Your sexuality is fantasy-driven and dynamite when stoked by the right mixture of wish-fulfilment, appropriate environment and emotional stimulation (not to mention drugs and alcohol!). You tend to idealise your partner, often mistaking your responses to archetypal pattern-fixations for the genuine article. This is astro-babble for the fact that you allow your imaginative emotions to cloud your judgement when it comes to sexual attraction. You are deeply intuitive and sympathetic, but can be easily deceived by those who fit your fantasy patterns.

Your personality is complex. Spiritual depth rides with a proclivity for fantasy and self-deception or deception of others. Sexually you are ambivalent, with a need for love and reassurance vying with an almost masochistic urge to be dominated. You are sexually adventurous and willing to experiment, so long as you feel secure with a partner (or partners), or if you have been subjugated to a stronger will.

You love sensitivity and are quite artistic, though sometimes unduly fixated upon the negative or dark aspects of your sex life. You readily follow others into the pleasures of some new experience and get hot when your emotional and archetypal streams are tapped.

Your empathy with others and desire to please means that you often respond to sexual advances before they have become much more than a gleam in the eye of the prospect! Admirers should be aware of your need for protection and a firm structure to prevent you from drowning the in sea of emotion. You love to help those in need and prefer to be with a stronger person with whom you can explore the delights of your relationship. An appeal to sympathy will get anyone a long way with the Pisces lover.

Scuttlebutt and Prattle... always at your services ;)

4 comments:

SlipperyWetPanties said...

I am steady yet unorthodox?? hmmmm YUP I am a true Aquarius LOL

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