Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Ghost in a bottle
Prattle: Ms. Scuttlebutt, did you see the story about a woman that bottled ghosts and sold them in a New Zealand auction?
Scuttlebutt: No, I haven't actually. She did what? Bottled ghosts??? Like a genie?
Prattle: Not like a genie, a ghost..you know, one that says "Boo!"
Scuttlebutt: Ooooh! That kind of ghost.
Prattle: She said that she had an exorcism performed and contained the ghosts of an old man and a girl in a bottle of holy water.
Scuttlebutt: Uh huh... holy water huh? Hmm... *thinks of Dean fighting Demons with holy water*
Prattle: Dean Dean Dean... *rolls eyes*
Scuttlebutt: *claps hands staring at her Dean*
Prattle: The top bidders are makers of fake cigarettes, what would they want with bottled ghosts?
Scuttlebutt: Fake cigarettes? What? Like chewing gum cigarettes? I don't know.. Maybe they wanna put a piece of the ghosts in there so they scare people into not smoking? *sniggers*
Prattle: Bwhahaha! Good point, that would stop me!
Prattle: Mr. Prattle said that we could bottle his soul and sell it for @2k..he's pretty cheap.
Scuttlebutt: Only 2000 US$? Oh come on! He's more worth! Why even sell him in the first place? *grins*
Prattle: I think we could get 5 for him, but that's just me.... *grins*
Prattle: One comment on the auction said that the "spirits" were Jim Beam and Johnnie Walker! I think I agree!
Scuttlebutt: Hmm... but isn't the one of them a little girl? I'd rather say one of them is Johnnie Walker and the other one a *insert name of known American lemonade brand*.
Prattle: Lemonade brand? *scratches head* Country time?
Scuttlebutt: Huh? Are you talking American again?
Prattle: All profits from the sale are donated to an animal charity, after the exorcist fees of course.
Scuttlebutt: And here you can see the gorgeous exorcist...
Scuttlebutt: Who on earth would buy a bottled ghost? What if the spirit gets mad? What if it breaks out of the bottle somehow? What if I accidentally rub it and it jumps out? Dean is far far away! The ghosts would kill me before I even had the chance to call him so he can save me from them!
Prattle: All good questions Dear Scuttle...all good questions..