Need to perk up the passion? Bedroom antics all routine? *whispers* Forgetting the fun of...you know.. *exaggerated stage wink, and elbow nudge*
Ladies, with the help of Cosmo and the Cosmo boys..., we're going to remind you of some little things that will make a BIG impression on your man. And who knows, maybe he'll return the favor!
"Once my office phone rang, and when I answered, I heard my girlfriend at home moaning about how good it feels to touch herself." --Jakob, 28
Scuttlebutt: Now... hmm... Naughty girl that is. Calling her bf at work. Tsk tsk tsk.
Prattle: No work getting done there, on either side.. And the BF will have to take a trip to solo in the rest-room.. Production should go "up" from there!
Scuttlebutt: Yeah... waaaay up... and then waaaay down. *snorts*
Prattle: As long as he doesn't take reading material in there, it's all good.. *grins*
"Wet your lips and moan that you can't wait to taste me." --Sam, 22
Scuttlebutt: Humm!! Oh yes, I think that's sexy too. *grins*
Prattle: It works *cough* so I've heard... *inspects object far across the room*
Scuttlebutt: Uh huh...
Prattle: *turns around and looks innocent* What???
"Seeing a woman's lips glide over the neck of a beer bottle always makes me think of her mouth on me." --Ty, 21
Scuttlebutt: Well aren't you a typical man? *giggles*
Prattle: Duh... or popcicles, or icecream cone...or..or....
"My current girlfriend treated me to a 'bed dance'. She had me lie on my back while she slowly rubbed herself along my chest, stomach... and finally my package." --Arlo, 28
Prattle: This would be good with oil.. #justsayin
Scuttlebutt: Just stay away from candles! *giggles* Flammable!
"Push me facedown on the bed and run your hard nipples up and down my back and butt." --Dean, 29
Scuttlebutt: No, I don't think this is sexy. I just had to use it cause of the name of who said it. *grins*
Prattle: *rolls eyes*
"When you're near the point of no return, whisper four-letter words into my ears -- the really dirty ones." --Fred, 23
Scuttlebutt: Really dirty ones? Umm... Are there many of them? Cause I honestly can only think of one. *finger in mouth*
Prattle: There are more, found them via google!
Scuttlebutt: Really? Do share!
Prattle: "Dirty dishes", "Dirty laundry", "Filthy car"...wait, only four letters?
"I'll never forget the time a girl commanded me to lie still during woman-on-top while she turned an entire 360 degrees with me inside her. I felt every inch of her." --Wade, 27
Scuttlebutt: Oh dear... that doesn't sound very comfortable. What do you think Prattle?
Prattle: No, not comfortable at all. Unless you're just changing position, then standing on the bed above him and giving a show would work better I think.
Scuttlebutt: You think? You sound like a pro.. *grins*
Prattle: *doing the bunny hop* Me??
"Prop a few pillows under your head so you can see the action. I'm fixated on how my manhood looks going in and out of you -- I'd be thrilled if I knew you were too." --Matthew, 21
Scuttlebutt: *coughs* Who selected those quotes anyway?
Prattle: Perhaps out of a hat..
Scuttlebutt: Out of scuttles butt..
"Make two fists around my shaft and twist them in opposite directions as fast as you can." --Jamie, 30
Scuttlebutt: *chockes on my coffee* Is he serious? He wants us to choke his... shaft?
Prattle: No, he want's an "Indian burn" as we used to call them when we were kids.. Maybe apply lube before so he doesn't develop a rash..
Scuttlebutt: I think that with that one I will go for the strangalization!
"While giving me oral, most chicks stop as soon as I reach my peak. But this one woman kept her lips on me through my climax. It was heavenly." --Chuck, 27
Scuttlebutt: Mhmm... *looks at my fingernails*
Prattle: What? "This one woman"?
"More morning sex, please. We don't have to do it right when the alarm goes off; standing up in the shower or over the bathroom sink are pretty hot alternatives." --Charlie, 26
Prattle: No one can talk to me, let alone touch me "there" before my coffee.. sorry..
Scuttlebutt: What about doing it while having your coffee? *smirks*
Prattle: Nope, not till I've had my first cup.. don't want to spill it silly woman!
Scuttlebutt: You are such a stick in the mud!
Prattle: Yes, when it comes to my coffee!
"One night, I came home to find a trail of photos leading up the stairs. Each one showed my girl... minus one piece of her clothing. When I finally got to the bedroom, she was taking one last picture of herself, totally naked." --Benito, 27
Scuttlebutt: Creative I would say.
Prattle: At least it was the BF and not the cable guy!