Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Humpday Hottie

Prattle


This week's humpday hottie belongs to me! YAY! *claps hands and jumps up and down*


I have found the love of my life, other than my DH...


Drum roll please!!!!


GERARD BUTLER!



GB wet


I like men that look good scruffy, men with some grey in his hair, a man that looks like he could take care of me..all night long...


And have you seen him kiss in a movie?? *fans self* Whoa mama.... he puts his whole body into it, leans in and holds tight.


Gerard James Butler was born on November 13 1969 in Paisley Scotland to Margaret and Edward Butler. His parents divorced when he was young, and spent some time in Canada with his mother and older brother and sister. He went to University to become a lawyer, but that didn't work out so well... Thank God! *thinks to self* he can de-brief me any time...



I want to run my fingers through his salt and pepper hair...feel those curls, wipe the blood off his chin...


GB Dracula


The first time I noticed Gerard was in Dracula 2000, I have a thing for vampires you know..


Saw him again in Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life where he stared with Angelina Jolie. There is a scene in that movie that ranks high on my porn list..


Gerry was in the big screen adaptation of Timeline, a novel written by Michael Crichton.


I was surprised to hear that he was in an adaptation of Andrews Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera. I Love Phantom! As much as I love Gerry, I will always love Michael Crawford as The Phantom *ducks head away from other Gerry fans*, sorry!




GB Phantom




Phantom gained him much attention and was then seen in Dear Frankie, The Game of Their Lives and Beowulf & Grendel and Attila...




GB Atilla



It wasn't until 300 that he really shot out of the gate!



GB 300 king




And the spoofs followed! I have to say...I love a man that looks good all dirty and grimy and shows his bum in the moonlight...er..shows what great acting ability he has!



GM moon


Gerry played a desperate father and husband in a TV movie renamed by the network as Shattered, with Maria Bello and Pierce Brosnan...Bond..James Bond..


In P.S. I love you he was a happy Irishman married to a neurotic American. (..Hmm...he's played that part so he's ready to be mine! *evil laugh* Bwahahahahaha!) He strutted his stuff in a striptease to make Hilary Swank's character laugh, wearing boxers... *wiggles eyebrows*


In 2007 Gerry played dual roles in Nim's Island, as an American scientist and a Scottish adventure seeker!




In 2008 he showed his bum again in Guy Richie's RocknRolla. Excellent movie, he dances he fights, he gets tied to the bed by some weird Russians... good times, good times..



GB tied up


Another RomCom, The Ugly Truth (which is pretty true!), where he says naughty words..a lot..


Gamer is an action movie that has a very interesting concept. But again, he's dirty and grimy and takes a leak in a gas tank.


He will soon be seen on the big screen with Jennifer Aniston in Bounty Hunter, and lending his voice to How to Train Your Dragon.


There are many more movies he's been in that I haven't listed..but anyone can go to IMBD to find the whole list! He seems to have a blast in interviews, and is a real cut-up.



GB lick me


Gerry has been linked romantically to just about every woman in Hollywood, from Ms. Aniston to a street violin player. Frankly, I don't care. I just like to look at him. But I have been given the ok by DH to go..all...the...way! Should the opportunity arise... *thank you honey!*



Watch this video made by our dear RayneAtTwilight.. Then if you're like me you'll watch it again and again and again and again... Those arms..that mouth...the accent...the hands...the strong thighs that can hold you up against a wall....uh..er.. *shivers, in a good way*





(clive owen got snuck in there..but that's ok!)



He is a hottie, my favorite hottie... My eye candy, my dreamboat.. Ahhh...Gerry.. my love machine!

4 comments:

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Scuttlebutt said...

Oh holy hell! Either we are talking to ourselves again or they are all astounded and can't comment. *grins*

Well dear Prattle... Mr. Gerry is certainly a HAWT HOTTIE!!! Mmmm... I love him in "Cradle of Life", "Butterfly on a wheel", "P.S. I love you" *sighs*, "300"!!! THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Ummm... holy hell I loved him in "The ugly truth" I was laughing so hard with that movie!

He definitely is a hottie! And I loved the video!! Thank you Theresa!!

SECERT CONFESSION'S OF RAYNE said...

Hello ladys.......*hangs head* Forgive me for the mix up with Clive Owen please!!!
Love that Accent and them eye's just eat you up!!! Gerry Is so HAWT!!!!

Craftygirl said...

@Scuttlebutt Yes, at least we amuse ourselves! And that's what's important!

I loved The Ugly Truth too.. I loved them all, who am i kidding! At least the ones I've seen...

@Theresa That's silly.... You offered to do the vid, and I even had to do a double take when Clive's pic came up...it was the nose I think. :D (he's hawt too!!)

Yes his eyes...you could lose youself in those bluegrey mists...

I love him I love him I LOVE HIM! (stolen from Bram Stoker's Dracula...Lucy)