Lawful or no, we wish our local coffee shop was more like this.
TACOMA, Wash. (AP) — Pierce County prosecutors filed a charge of unlawful public exposure against a 19-year-old barista accused of wearing only a thong bottom and X-shaped pasties on her nipples. Prosecutors filed the misdemeanor charge Tuesday against the woman who worked at the Bikini Bottoms espresso stand in Puyallup. A passer-by had complained last October about seeing the woman topless.
When a sheriff's deputy went to investigate the woman went to the back of the stand, took off the pasties and put on a bikini top.
The News Tribune of Tacoma reported the deputy confiscated the pasties as evidence.
Prattle: There is one in Maine too, by the way... It must have been a woman that complained, I don't think a man would! Unless they had guys working there.
Scuttlebutt: Well I think that too but I guess the woman only complained because there wasn't any topless man working there too. Teheheee.
Prattle: Well, I did find one man willing to serve coffee topless. Two actually.
Everyone else's server!
Prattle: Gives a new meaning to "cup size"
Scuttlebutt: LOL!! That's right!
Barista: "What cup size would you like Sir?"
Customer: *looks salivating at boobs* "Ummmm... I don't know... what's yours?"
Prattle: Do they spray the whipped cream on each other before spraying it in the cup?
Scuttlebutt: Now now! Why would they do that? *giggles*
Prattle: Bigger tits, er..tips..
Prattle: What do they do when the steamed milk spatters? Ouch!!!
Scuttlebutt: You do have a lot of questions, don't you?
Prattle: well yeah...don't you?
Scuttlebutt: What about the Sheriff's deputy? He confiscated the pasties... *giggles*. Imagine that... they go to court and they present them as "Exhibit A".
Prattle: Pastries? Why would they confiscate pastries.. they ARE freaks...good grief! *shakes head*
Prattle: Another gem from askmen.com.. *rolls eyes*
Scuttlebutt: I don't know about you. *grins* I think I start to like them.
Scuttlebutt and Prattle, at you service...topless... but you're makin the bacon!