Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Boobwowies

A Peruvian mother-of-four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts.

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Mother's breasts grew to N cup size!

Prattle: O...M....G... that poor woman! Look at this pic, I couldn't imagine a size N.. Double D freaks me out!
Scuttlebutt: Holy freaking shit!! Dear God! *stares at the pic* That poor woman!

Doctors cut 35 pounds from her chest!

Prattle: It's amazing what the body can do when cells go bonkers.
Scuttlebutt: Tell me about it! Hulk, Spiderman, size N mom... Ok, ok. Its not funny, I kmow!!
Prattle: um...bwhahahaha! Although Mr Prattle said he saw nothing wrong with it...silly man, he wouldn't have to carry them around on HIS body!

Fear that breasts would squash her lungs.

Prattle: and her poor spine! I'm shocked that she could breathe at all.
Scuttlebutt: Holy hell! I haven't thought about that. My oh my...
Prattle: *gasp* help *gasp*

Ms Manihuari emerged as a size 34B after the six-hour operation.

Prattle: what a difference! and 6 hours?? wow..

Ms Manihuari, 29, who lives in northern rural Peru, was finally helped when local media paid for her to take a three-day boat trip to the nearest town for medical help.

Prattle: 3 day boat trip? I hope the water was smooth, would hate for her to have been jostled around, it could tip the boat!
Scuttlebutt: 3 day boat trip? Huh?? Where was that poor woman living?
Prattle: in Peru, in the middle of nothing I guess!

"Before the operation I couldn't do anything - I just had to live with it. It got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs," she said.

Prattle: I feel so bad for her! Can you imagine the stretch marks?? I'm sure they got cut out with the reduction.
Scuttlebutt: I honestly don't believe she will mind if they are still there after the operation.. the woman lived 3 days by boat away from civilization!!

"I have always had a small build, and the stress on the rest of my body was agony."

Prattle: Until I had my kids I was a B cup, now i'm between a C and D depending on the bra..but I'm tall and sturdy!
Scuttlebutt: Oh... erm.. so does that mean that there is no chance your breast stays as it was before? I mean... I'm a D... *cough*
Prattle: there is a chance..but also a chance they stay bigger too... hehehe! Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class Dear Scuttle????? *looks and you sideways, wondering if you're keeping a secret*

source text: news.com.au http://tinyurl.com/2ftvpwq
source photo: news.asiaone.com http://tinyurl.com/2bt5tt7

2 comments:

Chryssa said...

No you crazy firestarter! I am not hiding anything! I would have told you. Pffft....
Just saying here!

Craftygirl said...

bwhahahahahaha!!!!